MSN Instant Messanger - Nicknames

[shadowhound]

Alright, now I know alot of people are happy to have the same name for months on end without changing it. But I am not one of those people, I change mine practically every weekend and of course this has caused the problem of running out of nicknames.

But I started making a list of nicknames to use from everywhere, songs, movies, television, other peoples poetry, some of my own crap poetry etc.

Now I have the problem of not being able to decide which nickname to use [img]smile.gif[/img] do I figured I would post my list and get everyones opinions on the list...

Anything done out of love is beyond good and evil, it fits into its own world of stupidity

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full, whatever's inside is evaporating either way

Smith & Wesson - The original point and click interface.

I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive

What is it with you people? What kind of twisted up bringing did you have?

I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother

We decided that no one would waste a nuclear bomb on New Zealand

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and though to myself "Where the hell is the roof?”

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face

Even if the voices in my head aren’t real, they do have some good ideas

There are three types of women, the beautiful, the smart and the majority

If you can smile when something goes wrong, then you must have someone in mind to blame

Lets take a vote. All against raise their hands and say, “I resign”

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute

Oral Contraception – I asked a girl to sleep with me, she said no

I once knew a woman who offered her honour so I honoured her offer and all night long I was on her and off her

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on

Behind every great fortune there is a crime

Now, let's not bicker and argue about who killed who

Don't worry, being eaten by a croc is like going to sleep... ...in a giant blender

You ever notice that the descriptions of Hell are the same as a description of Mexico

If a drug doesn't make me have seizures and talk to god, it's boring

Carpe Noctem

Carpe Cerevisi

Carpe Furcam

Carpe Coffeum

carpe simia

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

My mates will copulate with anything that moves, but I don’t see any reason to limit myself

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off

In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it

A woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship

Life is hard, but unfortunately your not. Call the impotency hotline 1-800-GET-BONE

What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, What’s so fun about a smaller candybar

All women are lesbians, or at least that's what they tell me

They had to call it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken

There's a new soft drink that contains Viagra instead of caffeine, it's called Mount-n-Do

Ahh, there's blood flowing through my caffeine vessels

Vampire bites Jesus! (ponder the ramifications...)

I am a creature eclipsed by my own darkness

Tis better to have loved and lost… much better

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear

I have lost friends, some through death and others simply because of an inability to cross the street as fast as me… they are still out there somewhere

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war

I think I am a cynic, whenever I smell flowers I look around for a coffin

Ordinarily you are insane, but there are lucid moments where you are merely stupid

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

Only the most noble of blood runs through my veins and soon your blood shall be upon my lips

Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey

I will tempt and horrify any I encounter, the weak will be destroyed, and the strong will learn from it

We can entertain compassion for a world in need of care but the road of good intentions doesn't lead to anywhere

[Attalus]

My MSN Screen name is a blank screen. What an annoying time-waster, IMHO.

[Arledrian]

I keep mine as 'Alex' all the time - otherwise I get ridiculed by Aelia.

[Lord Starshadow]

I just use Starshadow for everything, since it's been my screenname for the past 2 years, and I'm used to it. Besides, it makes it easier for people to recognize me. There's not too many other Starshadows out there. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[LennonCook]

I am Me.

[Irongrinder]

I just use my real name, behind that my usernames for messageboards and Empirequest

[Callum Kerr]

Very funny... all of them...

Do what I did... download MSNix (My Sweet Nix...) MSNix (My Sweet Nix...)[/URL]... and that will cycle through your signin names every n seconds/minutes/hours/days...

[ 02-20-2003, 06:28 AM: Message edited by: Callum Kerr ]

[Sir Goulum]

Mines just ...

[Ladyzekke]

I usually keep my name as LadyZ, except for once in awhile I may change it depending on what is going on. Right now I'm LadyZ Sick With Flue (uggg), and once I was LadyZ Chicken Killer Extraordinaire (killed a chicken with a two handed long sword on our BGII multi a few months back, I was so proud!)

Oh and Alex is just Alex, well, except for that one time *cough* when he was Flex Alex.

[Marikai]

mine is just my name: Nathen's Online

easy... and its true!

Marikai