Wait a moment

the new JR Jansen · 02-11-2003, 07:47 PM

That the truth.

A group of young women arrive at their hotel. That hotel has 5 levels and at the entrance is a little sign that says 'women only'. The owner gives them a level by level tour of the hotel.

On the first level is a sign that says 'The men here are very bad in bed, but they are sweet, conciderate and sensitive. The women let out a little laugh and proceed to the next level.

The sign on the next level says 'The men here are good in bed but mostly treat women badly'. The ladies find this unexeptable and go for the next level.

At the third level a sign says 'The men here are exelent lovers and take the wishes and feelings of the women into consideration'. This looks to be ideal for the ladies but there are still two more levels........so they go to the next one.

At the 4th floor the sign is really a surprise 'Here the men are build like Adonises, are considerate to their partners, are experts in the art of love making, are single, have money to spent and are willing to marry'. The ladies are exstatic and ready to stay but intriged by the fact that there is another level they go to the 5th.

Upon arriving there, they see the following sign 'There are NO men here, this level was only build to show it's impossible to satisfy a women, they always want more'.

Send this message to intelligent men who are in need of a laugh and to those women who are intelligent enough to laugh with it

.

johnny · 02-11-2003, 07:57 PM

You better duck and cover JR.

the new JR Jansen · 02-11-2003, 08:00 PM

I stole a tank just yesterday, i think i'm safe *looks around nevously*

johnny · 02-11-2003, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the new JR Jansen:
I stole a tank just yesterday, i think i'm safe *looks around nevously*

I know a few women with AT guns here. One of em even lives in an AT turret.

D W Washburn · 02-11-2003, 08:09 PM

I would have stopped at level 2 if it was vice versa

D.W.

the new JR Jansen · 02-11-2003, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:

Quote:
Originally posted by the new JR Jansen:
I stole a tank just yesterday, i think i'm safe *looks around nevously*

I know a few women with AT guns here. One of em even lives in an AT turret. [/QUOTE]Damn, you got some weird females over in the Netherlands.

Vaskez · 02-11-2003, 08:49 PM

Hehe a good oldie that one [img]smile.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 02-11-2003, 08:59 PM

lol I heard two girls three years ago saying that joke to eachother and I never heard the punchline! FINALLY i know! [img]tongue.gif[/img] MUWAHAHAHHA!

Harkoliar · 02-12-2003, 10:36 AM

Quote:

That the truth.

A group of young women arrive at their hotel. That hotel has 5 levels and at the entrance is a little sign that says 'women only'. The owner gives them a level by level tour of the hotel.

On the first level is a sign that says 'The men here are very bad in bed, but they are sweet, conciderate and sensitive. The women let out a little laugh and proceed to the next level.

The sign on the next level says 'The men here are good in bed but mostly treat women badly'. The ladies find this unexeptable and go for the next level.

At the third level a sign says 'The men here are exelent lovers and take the wishes and feelings of the women into consideration'. This looks to be ideal for the ladies but there are still two more levels........so they go to the next one.

At the 4th floor the sign is really a surprise 'Here the men are build like Adonises, are considerate to their partners, are experts in the art of love making, are single, have money to spent and are willing to marry'. The ladies are exstatic and ready to stay but intriged by the fact that there is another level they go to the 5th.

Upon arriving there, they see the following sign 'There are NO men here, this level was only build to show it's impossible to satisfy a women, they always want more'.

Send this message to intelligent men who are in need of a laugh and to those women who are intelligent enough to laugh with it .

i read this before.. but still funny!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

02-11-2003, 07:47 PM	#1
the new JR Jansen Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: May 8, 2002 Location: chocolate land Age: 49 Posts: 696	That the truth. A group of young women arrive at their hotel. That hotel has 5 levels and at the entrance is a little sign that says 'women only'. The owner gives them a level by level tour of the hotel. On the first level is a sign that says 'The men here are very bad in bed, but they are sweet, conciderate and sensitive. The women let out a little laugh and proceed to the next level. The sign on the next level says 'The men here are good in bed but mostly treat women badly'. The ladies find this unexeptable and go for the next level. At the third level a sign says 'The men here are exelent lovers and take the wishes and feelings of the women into consideration'. This looks to be ideal for the ladies but there are still two more levels........so they go to the next one. At the 4th floor the sign is really a surprise 'Here the men are build like Adonises, are considerate to their partners, are experts in the art of love making, are single, have money to spent and are willing to marry'. The ladies are exstatic and ready to stay but intriged by the fact that there is another level they go to the 5th. Upon arriving there, they see the following sign 'There are NO men here, this level was only build to show it's impossible to satisfy a women, they always want more'. Send this message to intelligent men who are in need of a laugh and to those women who are intelligent enough to laugh with it . __________________ JR<br /><br /><br /><br />It\'s me. The guy with the cloak big enough for a fire giant and the long nose.<br />Owner of the most visited woodshed in Ironworks\' history.

02-11-2003, 07:57 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	You better duck and cover JR. __________________

02-11-2003, 08:00 PM	#3
the new JR Jansen Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: May 8, 2002 Location: chocolate land Age: 49 Posts: 696	I stole a tank just yesterday, i think i'm safe looks around nevously __________________ JR<br /><br /><br /><br />It\'s me. The guy with the cloak big enough for a fire giant and the long nose.<br />Owner of the most visited woodshed in Ironworks\' history.

02-11-2003, 08:49 PM	#7
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Hehe a good oldie that one [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

02-11-2003, 08:59 PM	#8
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	lol I heard two girls three years ago saying that joke to eachother and I never heard the punchline! FINALLY i know! [img]tongue.gif[/img] MUWAHAHAHHA! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

02-11-2003, 08:09 PM	#5
D W Washburn Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: July 26, 2002 Location: the gutter Posts: 47	I would have stopped at level 2 if it was vice versa D.W.

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