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01-12-2003, 10:33 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Cat Common Knowledge
Cats have the simplest of taste - the best will suffice. Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates. Cats are living proof that eating and sleeping all day isn't all bad. Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats. Cats know all the sunny places. An aquarium is just interactive television for cats. A cat's favorite game is: "Hah! Made you look!" A cat's worst enemy is a closed door. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. Cats aren't as dignified as people say they are. (Ever watched a cat clean its privates?) Cats are good for dusting high places. Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats. You don't own your cat. The cat owns you. And the cat owns the house. You just pay the mortgage. Cats have their own lives; get on with yours. Someone once said: "He who doesn't like cats doesn't like pets smarter than he."
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01-12-2003, 10:41 AM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
 Join Date: December 1, 2002
Location: Newcastle, Australia
Age: 47
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cats are evil
saw a bumper sticker "Dogs have masters, Cats have staff" so true oh, did I mention cats are evil ? ----------------- "OH, if I could be Prime Minister (and that's debatable), I'd pass a law to make all cats inflatable" - Rodney Rude
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01-12-2003, 01:34 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: January 5, 2002
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Age: 39
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 Doramon says: We Will One Day Rule the World! oh wait We already Own the world! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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01-12-2003, 02:47 PM
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Unicorn
Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
Age: 34
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01-12-2003, 02:59 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: September 15, 2002
Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA
Age: 61
Posts: 1,394
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C001 - I'm guessing it's color adjusted?
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01-12-2003, 05:24 PM
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Ra
 Join Date: May 19, 2002
Location: The US of A
Age: 36
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! wow pretty coo!
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