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Old 12-18-2002, 12:33 PM   #1
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I knew there was something not quite right about those reindeer guys the moment I clapped eyes on them. The reason being: Those guys were girls!
That's right! Rudolph, Blitzen, Prancer, and all the others whose names escape me are girl reindeer! Apparently, male reindeer shed their antlers during winter, whereas females keep them. Therefore Rudolph = a chick.

Well, that's it. What, you waiting for something? Go on, get out of this thread, it was just a piece of information I had to share! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 12-18-2002, 12:36 PM   #2
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They're MAGIC reindeer, so normal natural rules do not apply.
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Old 12-18-2002, 12:42 PM   #3
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They're MAGIC reindeer, so normal natural rules do not apply.
No excuses now, you just saw your dream blown to smithereens, isn't it ?
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Old 12-18-2002, 04:32 PM   #4
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Where did you hear that???
I agree with Realblinky.
 
Old 12-18-2002, 04:37 PM   #5
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And just as one dream gets blown to smithereens, Hoatio's dreams come true. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-18-2002, 04:40 PM   #6
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The reindeer are girls? What next? The elves don't really make toys? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 12-18-2002, 06:42 PM   #7
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The reindeer are girls? What next? The elves don't really make toys? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
Yep.And did you know that aliens contol Santa and will come in 3453 R.Y. to take over the world during Christmas night while we have put our guard down?
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Old 12-18-2002, 06:46 PM   #8
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They're MAGIC reindeer, so normal natural rules do not apply.
I agree, the magic reindeer are 'different'. Or Santa has used glue, or thsoe hairbands with reindeer ears on them.

And wouldn't female deer not have antlers? Seeing as males use them for dueling for alpha prime.
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Old 12-18-2002, 06:54 PM   #9
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And just as one dream gets blown to smithereens, Hoatio's dreams come true. [img]smile.gif[/img]
As long as we do not start talking about sheep we will be all right.
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Old 12-18-2002, 10:45 PM   #10
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I don't talk about sheep, i EAT sheep.
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