Personal Ads

Bruce The Aussie · 07-17-2002, 10:27 AM

we've all seen those personal ads in the papers saying "36 year old chunk ready to rock your world!" or "42 desparate female seeking young handsome male" so i was wondering
whats the funniest personel ad you've ever seen?
please no obsene ones.

Jorath Calar · 07-17-2002, 10:37 AM

"Female roommate wanted, nonsmoking, nonugly..."

Thats one from Joey in Friends... sorry [img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 07-17-2002, 10:40 AM

No obscene ? Than i have nothing to report !

Sir Kenyth · 07-17-2002, 11:33 AM

Horatio · 07-17-2002, 11:36 AM

Dogs THAT DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Good one, Sir Kenyth!!!

[ 07-17-2002, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: Horatio ]

Beaumanoir · 07-17-2002, 03:01 PM

ROFL!!

I Can Imagine Some Phsyco In His Basement Writing That One; I Want To Go back In Time... Safety Not Guarenteed..

ROFL!

The Collective · 07-17-2002, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
[QBLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLQB]

Sorry, it should be:
Lalalalalalalalalalala

The Collective · 07-17-2002, 08:10 PM

Helluu, my nume is Inge, and I'm lukking for a tentacle wulding maan, whu is vevvy nuce and wurm in thu evenungs..

Pluuse, repluy tuu Inge@sexyvalkyriegirls.com

PS Muust enjoy Wagner uperas and wunged helmuts, speurs and culumuri

[ 07-17-2002, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: The Collective ]

Sir Kenyth · 07-18-2002, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Kenyth:

Doh!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody ever lets me have any fun!

Neb · 07-18-2002, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Kenyth:

quote:
Originally posted by Sir Kenyth:

Doh!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody ever lets me have any fun![/QUOTE]Just copy the image URL into the bar where you usually write the URL you want to view, works fine, then.

07-17-2002, 10:27 AM	#1
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 38 Posts: 1,798	we've all seen those personal ads in the papers saying "36 year old chunk ready to rock your world!" or "42 desparate female seeking young handsome male" so i was wondering whats the funniest personel ad you've ever seen? please no obsene ones. __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

07-17-2002, 10:40 AM	#3
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	No obscene ? Than i have nothing to report ! __________________

07-17-2002, 11:33 AM	#4
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 55 Posts: 1,785	__________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

07-17-2002, 11:36 AM	#5
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	Dogs THAT DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL Good one, Sir Kenyth!!! [ 07-17-2002, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: Horatio ] __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

07-17-2002, 03:01 PM	#6
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 36 Posts: 4,896	ROFL!! I Can Imagine Some Phsyco In His Basement Writing That One; I Want To Go back In Time... Safety Not Guarenteed.. ROFL! __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

07-17-2002, 10:37 AM	#2
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	"Female roommate wanted, nonsmoking, nonugly..." Thats one from Joey in Friends... sorry [img]smile.gif[/img]

07-17-2002, 08:10 PM	#8
The Collective Manshoon Join Date: July 14, 2002 Location: Table of Doom, somewhere near the European Alps. Posts: 196	Helluu, my nume is Inge, and I'm lukking for a tentacle wulding maan, whu is vevvy nuce and wurm in thu evenungs.. Pluuse, repluy tuu Inge@sexyvalkyriegirls.com PS Muust enjoy Wagner uperas and wunged helmuts, speurs and culumuri [ 07-17-2002, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: The Collective ] __________________ I am Dyslexia of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.

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