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07-04-2002, 01:34 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Jesus and Moses Play Golf
Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they're on the tenth hole. Moses hits the ball and it heads straight for a pond. Just before the ball hits the water, the pond parts and the ball rolls up onto the green. Jesus winds up and hits one about to the same spot. Jesus' ball hits the water and skips across. All of a sudden, lightning flashes and a ball drops from the sky. A fish swallows it and a bird picks up the fish and drops the ball onto a turtle that walks over to the hole and drops it in. Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I hate it when your dad plays!"
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07-04-2002, 04:28 PM
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Zartan
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Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum
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LOL!
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07-04-2002, 04:50 PM
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Manshoon
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Location: Birmingham, England
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Snort.... snigger
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07-04-2002, 05:50 PM
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Dracolisk
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I guess that was kind of funny... but it just lacked something... mmm... nah... instead of trying to explain anyting (i'd have to explain it to myself first I'll just say LOL and leave it at that...
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07-04-2002, 06:00 PM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
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That was a good one!
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07-04-2002, 06:02 PM
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Legion Symbol
 Join Date: May 29, 2002
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I fail to see the humor... its kinda funny but lacks something... *sighs* maybe im just tired. hehe, why not have the 'hevans part' and a ball drops from the sky? with trumpets or something. anyway, Im off, g-night all. *yawn*
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