My Canadian Armed Forces!

Sir Goulum · 05-26-2002, 07:12 PM

This is a joke.

The army of Canada is mainly of feroucious beavers that bite peoples necks and eventually takes them down. The reserve consists of moose that attack with their antlers. The backup of that, is a small army of men carrying sharpened icicles.

The navy consists of the 4 submarines inside of West Edmonton Mall, and are armed Polar Bears shot out of tubes. We also have a small above sea navy which has private yachts that are filled with white flags and say 'We Surrendor!'.

This is the our, Canada's, Armed Forces, In My Opinion.

Larry_OHF · 05-26-2002, 07:17 PM

It is good and well to know that you do not have any enemies that would bring to pass a more ...severe call to arms. You should be as proud as I am envious.

Lord of Alcohol · 05-26-2002, 08:49 PM

There was a squadron of Canadian Air Force fighters that bombed on our bombing range in Yuma Arizona while I was stationed there. They did rather well. Very well in fact.

Downunda · 05-30-2002, 03:12 AM

If that's a joke, than I don't know what to call the NZ armed forces [img]tongue.gif[/img] ...no Airplanes in our air force, I think we have three? frigates and our army had more injuries to faulty equipment in the last year than we've lost in combat since the second world war.

Earthdog · 05-30-2002, 05:15 AM

Reminds me of the dung flinging kangaroos in the army here in Australia [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-26-2002, 07:17 PM	#2
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	It is good and well to know that you do not have any enemies that would bring to pass a more ...severe call to arms. You should be as proud as I am envious. __________________

05-26-2002, 08:49 PM	#3
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	There was a squadron of Canadian Air Force fighters that bombed on our bombing range in Yuma Arizona while I was stationed there. They did rather well. Very well in fact. __________________ No

05-30-2002, 03:12 AM	#4
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 46 Posts: 2,975	If that's a joke, than I don't know what to call the NZ armed forces [img]tongue.gif[/img] ...no Airplanes in our air force, I think we have three? frigates and our army had more injuries to faulty equipment in the last year than we've lost in combat since the second world war. __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

05-30-2002, 05:15 AM	#5
Earthdog Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 1, 2001 Location: melbourne victoria australia Age: 60 Posts: 960	Reminds me of the dung flinging kangaroos in the army here in Australia [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

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05-26-2002, 07:12 PM	#1
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	This is a joke. The army of Canada is mainly of feroucious beavers that bite peoples necks and eventually takes them down. The reserve consists of moose that attack with their antlers. The backup of that, is a small army of men carrying sharpened icicles. The navy consists of the 4 submarines inside of West Edmonton Mall, and are armed Polar Bears shot out of tubes. We also have a small above sea navy which has private yachts that are filled with white flags and say 'We Surrendor!'. This is the our, Canada's, Armed Forces, In My Opinion.

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