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06-17-2001, 07:41 PM
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20th Level Warrior
 Join Date: April 9, 2001
Location: Dallas, Tx, USA
Age: 56
Posts: 2,830
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*RudeDawg is planting his tongue FIRMLY in his cheek*
Folks have been askin: "How does the Dawg treat the women in his life" Not to brag or anything (y'all know I don't like to brag) but I know how to treat the ladies.  I'll show you what I mean: A typical date with the Dawg ain't your average dinner-and-movie deal. Oh no. I go all out, baby.  First I drive up in my tricked out '82 Datsun hatchback with my ABBA eight track blasting. I honk twice. When she comes out I immediately shower her with compliments: "Girl you smell nice. What is it, Lady Speedstick?"  Then we hit a drive thru where I super-size our extra value meals without even asking her. This always impresses the honeys. It says, "Hey, for you I'm going first class."  Then, after she pays the tab, we're headed for my favorite sports bar to catch the NBA finals. Woo hoo! Pass the beer nuts, babe! *RudeDawg ducks and Weaves his way to the door* ------------------  
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06-17-2001, 07:47 PM
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Silver Dragon
  Join Date: March 4, 2001
Location: Knoxville, TN USA
Age: 62
Posts: 1,641
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Last of the big time spenders here! Eh. Rude you are making the rest of us guys
look bad. See Reeka what I was saying last night about the other 99%. ------------------ Sir Taliesin  If they take my gun can I still use my Axe? |
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06-17-2001, 07:58 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
Age: 71
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Yep, Sir T! You are right. Definitely, in the 99th percentile!
------------------ O_H_F  [This message has been edited by Reeka (edited 06-17-2001).] |
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06-17-2001, 08:15 PM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: May 4, 2001
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Hey buddy didn't I tell you not to give our secrets away.
I can put those in a book and sell it for some serious money. and here you are giving the information away for free. |
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06-17-2001, 08:17 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
Age: 71
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Hey, Sir T, another one in the 99th percentile!
------------------ O_H_F
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06-17-2001, 08:21 PM
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Manshoon
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06-17-2001, 08:23 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
Age: 71
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How sweet. Saying that I am in the exceptional 1 percentile!
------------------ O_H_F
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06-17-2001, 08:26 PM
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Manshoon
Join Date: May 4, 2001
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let's just see if you can remain there...  [This message has been edited by Bourbon (edited 06-17-2001).] |
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06-17-2001, 08:29 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
Age: 71
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Of course I will, oh, you of little faith! I will always be exceptional in some way.
------------------ O_H_F
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06-17-2001, 08:31 PM
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Manshoon
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