What if...what if...

Sir Goulum · 03-25-2002, 11:53 AM

What if Baldurs Gate 2 was in the 21st Century? We'd have...

Minsc: An escapee maniac who talks to his 'Space Hamster', Boo. The FBI and CIA would want him badly. Too bad he is a Ranger.

Jaheira: A poor woman who was born with an Ear Defect making them pointy. She is a Cleric/Fighter I believe and she is on the FBI's watch for list.

Imoen: Extremely dangerous spellcaster who is the daughter of a god. She is on the FBI's and CIA's extremely dangerous watch list.

Aerie: Another woman with an Ear Defect also making them pointy. She is a dangerous Spellcaster due to her abilities to cast Mage AND Cleric spells. She is on the CIA's watch list. Strangely, she is always complaining about stubs on her back and how she liked flying so much...

Yoshimo: A dangerous asian criminal who steals from anyone and everyone. He cannot be caught and the closest they were to catching him, was when he mutilated half of the SWAT team.

Nalia: A rich woman possibly related to Bill Gates. She owns a castle that she claims has been overrun by these things called Trolls and some creatures she claims looks like Snakes. She has gone batty and needs to be in a rehab facility.

Korgan: A fat midgit who is always complaing about a lost book that he NEEDS to find. He also always talks about his 'Axe' being 'Bloody ready!'. He also needs to be in a rehab facility ASAP.

Anomen: A strong man who is always talking about his honor. He also talks about 'Helm' whatever that is. The CIA want him to be in a rehab facility with the last 2.

Keldorn: Same story as Anomen.

Haer'Dalis: A singer who is making the millions. He has the ear defect also and talks like everything is a poem. He needs to be watched but doesn't need a rehab facility YET.

Mazzy: A midgit who wants to be a 'Paladin' and should be given the same treatment as Keldorn and Anomen.

Vicona: A black ear defected person who is a Cleric. She needs to be stopped at all costs due the way she treats others. Burned at the stake I say!

Valgyar: A black man who hides in everything and anywhere. He must be stopped at all costs. The CIA and FBI have been looking for him for years. HE IS DANGEROUS!!!

Edwin: A psychotic man who is a dangerous spellcaster and kills everyone who gets in his way. He is a member of a gang in LA. He is on the CIA and FBI's watch list for dangerous criminals.

These people are followed by a leader who is also supposodly the son of a god. He must be stopped along with the rest. He has many hideouts including the castle of Nalias, a huge Sphere and other places. They MUST be stopped!!!

[ 03-25-2002, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: Sir Goulum ]

Luvian · 03-25-2002, 11:58 AM

What about Jan Jansen? He would be some kind of midget con artist.

Sir Goulum · 03-25-2002, 12:00 PM

Jan Jansen: A dangerous criminal who sells dangerous weapons called 'Flashers'. He is also a huge drug dealer and MUST be stopped!

Luvian · 03-25-2002, 12:04 PM

Since when are turnip considered drugs?

Sir Goulum · 03-25-2002, 02:21 PM

Heroine encased inside the Turnip

khazadman · 03-25-2002, 04:39 PM

minsc is a park ranger who went over the deep end when he was assaulted by members of the earth liberation front (e.l.f.

)spends a large part of his time hunting them down,calling them shadow druids.is listed by the f.b.i. as a possible way of getting at these terrorists.and so is being annonimously supported by the government.

Sir Exxon · 03-25-2002, 04:54 PM

ROFLMAO!!!
Very good, Goulum! [img]smile.gif[/img]

see ya!

selena · 03-26-2002, 10:47 AM

And what about Cernd? Long haired, peace-loving hippy, currently being watched by the FBI and CIA for suspected links to organised fights and use of halleucinagenic drugs that makes him believe hes truly a werewolf?

03-25-2002, 11:58 AM	#2
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 44 Posts: 6,763	What about Jan Jansen? He would be some kind of midget con artist. __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

03-25-2002, 12:04 PM	#4
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 44 Posts: 6,763	Since when are turnip considered drugs? __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

03-26-2002, 10:47 AM	#8
selena Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 6, 2002 Location: scotland Posts: 37	And what about Cernd? Long haired, peace-loving hippy, currently being watched by the FBI and CIA for suspected links to organised fights and use of halleucinagenic drugs that makes him believe hes truly a werewolf? __________________ You\'re a stranger

03-25-2002, 11:53 AM	#1
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	What if Baldurs Gate 2 was in the 21st Century? We'd have... Minsc: An escapee maniac who talks to his 'Space Hamster', Boo. The FBI and CIA would want him badly. Too bad he is a Ranger. Jaheira: A poor woman who was born with an Ear Defect making them pointy. She is a Cleric/Fighter I believe and she is on the FBI's watch for list. Imoen: Extremely dangerous spellcaster who is the daughter of a god. She is on the FBI's and CIA's extremely dangerous watch list. Aerie: Another woman with an Ear Defect also making them pointy. She is a dangerous Spellcaster due to her abilities to cast Mage AND Cleric spells. She is on the CIA's watch list. Strangely, she is always complaining about stubs on her back and how she liked flying so much... Yoshimo: A dangerous asian criminal who steals from anyone and everyone. He cannot be caught and the closest they were to catching him, was when he mutilated half of the SWAT team. Nalia: A rich woman possibly related to Bill Gates. She owns a castle that she claims has been overrun by these things called Trolls and some creatures she claims looks like Snakes. She has gone batty and needs to be in a rehab facility. Korgan: A fat midgit who is always complaing about a lost book that he NEEDS to find. He also always talks about his 'Axe' being 'Bloody ready!'. He also needs to be in a rehab facility ASAP. Anomen: A strong man who is always talking about his honor. He also talks about 'Helm' whatever that is. The CIA want him to be in a rehab facility with the last 2. Keldorn: Same story as Anomen. Haer'Dalis: A singer who is making the millions. He has the ear defect also and talks like everything is a poem. He needs to be watched but doesn't need a rehab facility YET. Mazzy: A midgit who wants to be a 'Paladin' and should be given the same treatment as Keldorn and Anomen. Vicona: A black ear defected person who is a Cleric. She needs to be stopped at all costs due the way she treats others. Burned at the stake I say! Valgyar: A black man who hides in everything and anywhere. He must be stopped at all costs. The CIA and FBI have been looking for him for years. HE IS DANGEROUS!!! Edwin: A psychotic man who is a dangerous spellcaster and kills everyone who gets in his way. He is a member of a gang in LA. He is on the CIA and FBI's watch list for dangerous criminals. These people are followed by a leader who is also supposodly the son of a god. He must be stopped along with the rest. He has many hideouts including the castle of Nalias, a huge Sphere and other places. They MUST be stopped!!! [ 03-25-2002, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: Sir Goulum ]

03-25-2002, 12:00 PM	#3
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	Jan Jansen: A dangerous criminal who sells dangerous weapons called 'Flashers'. He is also a huge drug dealer and MUST be stopped!

03-25-2002, 02:21 PM	#5
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	Heroine encased inside the Turnip

03-25-2002, 04:39 PM	#6
khazadman User suspended until [Feb13] Join Date: December 6, 2001 Location: the south side of ol virginny Age: 63 Posts: 1,172	minsc is a park ranger who went over the deep end when he was assaulted by members of the earth liberation front (e.l.f. )spends a large part of his time hunting them down,calling them shadow druids.is listed by the f.b.i. as a possible way of getting at these terrorists.and so is being annonimously supported by the government.

03-25-2002, 04:54 PM	#7
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 36 Posts: 5,367	ROFLMAO!!! Very good, Goulum! [img]smile.gif[/img] see ya!

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