Lord Shield's Bar Part 12

1. No flaming of other people. Friendly ribbing is ok, but don't get personal and don't take things personally.
.
2. No spamming. Single word or single sentence posts are out. This is not intended to be a chat thread, you are all welcome to go to the General Discussion Forum if you want to chat. Posting about non-BG2 issues does not belong here. This includes posting about fluffies, pillow fights that go for 300 posts, or anything else that I can't find a remote BG2 connection on.
.
3. No profanity. It amazes me that people can behave so differently here as in RL. Unfortunately some people have been pushing the boundaries of this so I am asking you to restrain from it altogether.
.
Lord Shield and Melusine are the proprietors of this bar, please respect their requests. Please let me know if these guidelines are not being adhered to (prefereably by e-mail).
.
***********************************************
Staff Roster:
Lord Shield - proprietor
Melusine - Head of Staff and Wedgie coordinator
Azurewolf - bouncer. Check your weapons with him on entry
Skyedracgrrl - entertainer and another cute elf
.
Sil, Gamora and Jaheira - Waitresses
.
Cheesy - Earth Elemental does the cleaning
Tiddles - Son of the Tarrasque. Cute puppy most of the time
The Nishruu - tends bar when I'm not there
Troll cook from Windspear Hills does the cooking
Lord Thought, another old one, lover of Melusine
.
To prevent earlier problems, NO GODS OR SUPER-BEINGS ALLOWED - I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE. Any problems and I start a character registering forum
.
And, before I forget - (Lord Thought hugs Melusine and gives her a big kiss)
The story so far:
Many of the patrons are at the entrance to a mountain that should get into heaven (go figure

The old thread is here

[Lioness]

Well...OOC: Can I pop in, LS? I'm a mid-lvl kensai, dual wielding two katanas, elf, female, about 17, with a few special ability spells (Charm, Lightning) I like marshmallow clouds, dragons, and cats. I dislike Anomen, skeletons, and stupidity.

oh, but I'm a little angel...so i know the way already...

[Neb]

Neb enters the bar for the.... 7th time since he first showed up and orders his.... 117th pint of beer [img]tongue.gif[/img]

you can be in it, Lioness, but no violence in heaven. Angels not too happy if we do that

Neb's only little - should we give him orange juice [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Lioness]

quote:

---

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
you can be in it, Lioness, but no violence in heaven. Angels not too happy if we do that

Neb's only little - should we give him orange juice [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

---

hhmmm...I agree...*Summons8 glass of OJ for NEb..there you are, wee mortal..

[Neb]

quote:

---

Originally posted by Lioness:


hhmmm...I agree...*Summons8 glass of OJ for NEb..there you are, wee mortal..

---

Mmmmmmm...... Yummy orange juice.... *Stealthily adds some Vodka*

[Melusine]

~yawns and stretches~

Uh.... where did we leave off last time I posted here? [img]graemlins/confused2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/confused2.gif[/img]

~resumes bar duties consisting of making popcorn and giving people wedgies~

Atomic wedgie and milkshake anyone? It's today's specialty [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Legolas]

Me! Me!

I still say we split up.

[Moiraine]

Is there any turnip beer ? And some melting fairies ? For a thirsty Gnome ? [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 01-06-2002: Message edited by: Moiraine ]

quote:

---

Originally posted by Melusine:
~yawns and stretches~

Uh.... where did we leave off last time I posted here? [img]graemlins/confused2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/confused2.gif[/img]

~resumes bar duties consisting of making popcorn and giving people wedgies~

Atomic wedgie and milkshake anyone? It's today's specialty [img]tongue.gif[/img]

---

*big hugs from LS*

Mazaker and others are trying to get into heaven to rescue somebody else basically.

Back in the bar, everything's normal, including you being sweetest elf around :-*

don't mind me, folks, I'm obsesses