All are welcome

Barb · 12-14-2001, 11:35 AM

Welcome to the ryhming tavern,
Tell me now, what'll you be hav'n?
You must always speak in rhyme,
Anyone who wants can hear waste time.

Continue the tale of the drunk old man,
IF YOU CAN!

An old man wearing rags came to town,
He went to the Inn and his sorrows he did drown,
In whisky and gin and lemonade shandy,
A drink by him was always handy

mistral4543 · 12-14-2001, 07:19 PM

The barmaid saw him, gave a pouty smile
To raise his spirits, she'd go the extra mile
Tickling his beard, she gave a coo
"Wouldya have something for me to do?"

Barb · 12-15-2001, 08:22 AM

quote:
Originally posted by mistral4543:
The barmaid saw him, gave a pouty smile
To raise his spirits, she'd go the extra mile
Tickling his beard, she gave a coo
"Wouldya have something for me to do?"

Yes fair maiden, do me a favour,
Hurry up, you're hired labour
Get me a brandy and some rum
And hurry woman, quickly run.

mistral4543 · 12-15-2001, 10:24 AM

Sprinting to get the brandy and rum
She returns in a dash, to dissipate his glum
Both hands wielding the bottles, she looks at him
Then attempts to fill both his mugs to the brim...

Barb · 12-15-2001, 10:33 AM

Thank you lady, said the man
Get me another if you can,
Or is this to complex a task
For me to of you ask?

mistral4543 · 12-15-2001, 10:41 AM

Beginning to feel rather displeased
The smile on her face completely ceased
"My brains are better than what you think
You waste yours here in nothing but drink!"

Barb · 12-15-2001, 11:08 AM

quote:
Originally posted by mistral4543:
Beginning to feel rather displeased
The smile on her face completely ceased
"My brains are better than what you think
You waste yours here in nothing but drink!"

Then show be you talent fair maid,
You are probably a master of the hair brade,
I'll treat you right when you give me a reason,
Now leave me to drink this Christmas season.

Legolas · 12-15-2001, 02:23 PM

And the old man drank
drunk the night awayShe served him even though he stank
Yet in the morrow he refused to pay

Okay..

Barb · 12-15-2001, 02:29 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Legolas:
And the old man drank
drunk the night awayShe served him even though he stank
Yet in the morrow he refused to pay

please pay or else good sir,
Your smell other customers does detir,
The man over there, the one with the sword,
Is of this land the lord
and this tavern he does own
Pay or he'll make you groan.

Dresdan · 12-15-2001, 03:18 PM

I'll take a beer
And toast you with a cheer
Pay, I might
Depends on how my credit is tonight.

12-14-2001, 11:35 AM	#1
Barb Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 16, 2001 Location: England, UK Age: 51 Posts: 1,150	Welcome to the ryhming tavern, Tell me now, what'll you be hav'n? You must always speak in rhyme, Anyone who wants can hear waste time. Continue the tale of the drunk old man, IF YOU CAN! An old man wearing rags came to town, He went to the Inn and his sorrows he did drown, In whisky and gin and lemonade shandy, A drink by him was always handy __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"></a> <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"><b>The Master of Beasts</b></a>

12-15-2001, 08:22 AM	#3
Barb Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 16, 2001 Location: England, UK Age: 51 Posts: 1,150	quote: Originally posted by mistral4543: The barmaid saw him, gave a pouty smile To raise his spirits, she'd go the extra mile Tickling his beard, she gave a coo "Wouldya have something for me to do?" Yes fair maiden, do me a favour, Hurry up, you're hired labour Get me a brandy and some rum And hurry woman, quickly run. __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"></a> <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"><b>The Master of Beasts</b></a>

12-15-2001, 10:33 AM	#5
Barb Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 16, 2001 Location: England, UK Age: 51 Posts: 1,150	Thank you lady, said the man Get me another if you can, Or is this to complex a task For me to of you ask? __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"></a> <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"><b>The Master of Beasts</b></a>

12-15-2001, 11:08 AM	#7
Barb Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 16, 2001 Location: England, UK Age: 51 Posts: 1,150	quote: Originally posted by mistral4543: Beginning to feel rather displeased The smile on her face completely ceased "My brains are better than what you think You waste yours here in nothing but drink!" Then show be you talent fair maid, You are probably a master of the hair brade, I'll treat you right when you give me a reason, Now leave me to drink this Christmas season. __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"></a> <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"><b>The Master of Beasts</b></a>

12-15-2001, 02:29 PM	#9
Barb Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 16, 2001 Location: England, UK Age: 51 Posts: 1,150	quote: Originally posted by Legolas: And the old man drank drunk the night awayShe served him even though he stank Yet in the morrow he refused to pay please pay or else good sir, Your smell other customers does detir, The man over there, the one with the sword, Is of this land the lord and this tavern he does own Pay or he'll make you groan. __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"></a> <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"><b>The Master of Beasts</b></a>

12-14-2001, 07:19 PM	#2
mistral4543 Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: House of Freelight Age: 48 Posts: 3,159	The barmaid saw him, gave a pouty smile To raise his spirits, she'd go the extra mile Tickling his beard, she gave a coo "Wouldya have something for me to do?"

12-15-2001, 10:24 AM	#4
mistral4543 Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: House of Freelight Age: 48 Posts: 3,159	Sprinting to get the brandy and rum She returns in a dash, to dissipate his glum Both hands wielding the bottles, she looks at him Then attempts to fill both his mugs to the brim...

12-15-2001, 10:41 AM	#6
mistral4543 Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: House of Freelight Age: 48 Posts: 3,159	Beginning to feel rather displeased The smile on her face completely ceased "My brains are better than what you think You waste yours here in nothing but drink!"

12-15-2001, 02:23 PM	#8
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	And the old man drank drunk the night awayShe served him even though he stank Yet in the morrow he refused to pay Okay..

12-15-2001, 03:18 PM	#10
Dresdan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: November 18, 2001 Location: Bay City, MI. , U.S.A. Age: 55 Posts: 331	I'll take a beer And toast you with a cheer Pay, I might Depends on how my credit is tonight.

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