14th ORT Building, very nearly 1st ORT rubble heap

Aelia Jusa · 03-09-2002, 10:05 PM

Welcome to the fourteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!

In an unfortunate champagne incident, the ORT building was once again levelled. However, Aelia ordered a kit version, and Piestrider, a very welcome recruit, happily saved us from home assembly, otherwise known as Allen Key Hell

, by organising some professionals. Though that leaves TAO, in a very fetching ensemble, without anything to do... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent roof courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage to be admired by all, with ample drool drains nearby .

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this (excellent applications may proceed straight to the birthday suit portion

).

Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!

TAOWolf · 03-09-2002, 10:14 PM

Winks at Aelia, and picks up a tray, dusting it off. Smiles her most fetching smile, and models a couple of poses.... [img]graemlins/wink10.gif[/img] ...casts *coolers full of ice-cold beer*, and puts a 12-pack of bottles on the tray, and starts handing them out...
~slaps Binky's hand away from her....

~

Beaumanoir · 03-10-2002, 05:37 AM

*Ahem... Sorry...*

"Is This The ORT Rubble Heap Or The ORT Building???.. I Forget

"

Neb · 03-10-2002, 06:14 AM

Neb walks into the ORT Building/Rubble Heap to find out how badly his room was hurt in the "champagne incident".

Beaumanoir · 03-10-2002, 06:30 AM

"Oh Hi Neb... Want Me To Show You What Happened To Your Room?? Well, If You Look Over There, You Can See Part Of It... Oh And Theres Another Bit over There, And You Can See A Small Bit of It Peaking Out Of The Pond Down The Road..."

Neb · 03-10-2002, 07:19 AM

Neb sighs and wanders off to salvage what he can.

Galadria · 03-10-2002, 09:05 AM

(opens Visa bill) "What's this? A charge to Acme Reconstruction for $43, 285.07 for rebuilding strange toad-shaped building? Signed with a badly forged version of my signature? Piestrider! You said you were just going down to the drive-in!" (gets on the phone to protest charge, while readying smacking stick.)

Sir ReGiN · 03-10-2002, 03:08 PM

*What this? You have put the bath-room on the wrong side of the corridor!!*, Regin wanders away muttering something about the incompetent workers today..
*But*, he says and turns around, *if TAO and Aelia would car to do a bit of..nekked dancing, then maybe I'll overlook the dreadful mistake* [img]graemlins/wink10.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir · 03-10-2002, 05:25 PM

*Tries To Spot ANother Mistake For An Excuse For Nekked Dancing*

"Umm... This... Um... Window Was Open Before! Now Its Closed!!"

Piestrider · 03-10-2002, 08:11 PM

uh... (twiddles thumbs and looks innocent) what charges?
Galadria looks sternly at piestrider
uh.... Will did it! (points finger)

03-09-2002, 10:05 PM	#1
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 44 Posts: 4,867	Welcome to the fourteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!! In an unfortunate champagne incident, the ORT building was once again levelled. However, Aelia ordered a kit version, and Piestrider, a very welcome recruit, happily saved us from home assembly, otherwise known as Allen Key Hell , by organising some professionals. Though that leaves TAO, in a very fetching ensemble, without anything to do... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Here's the official map of the ORT Building: This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are: Roof: Pool and BBQ area. 5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members. 4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.) 3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance. 2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance. 1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members. Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop. B1: Labs(Access Denied.) B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.) B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.) B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate. B5: Barb's knicker collection. B6-12: Empty or used for storage. B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there. Also note the excellent roof courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage to be admired by all, with ample drool drains nearby . Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted Order of the Royal Toads - Application Name:........... Age:........... Sex:........... Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............ Spanking preference (as above):........... Number of tentacles:........... Liking of toads (please indicate preference): 1 (not at all) 2 (not very much) 3 (somewhat) 4 (quite a lot) 5 (love them!) Swimming ability:............ Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this (excellent applications may proceed straight to the birthday suit portion ). Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!! __________________

03-09-2002, 10:14 PM	#2
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	Winks at Aelia, and picks up a tray, dusting it off. Smiles her most fetching smile, and models a couple of poses.... [img]graemlins/wink10.gif[/img] ...casts coolers full of ice-cold beer, and puts a 12-pack of bottles on the tray, and starts handing them out... ~slaps Binky's hand away from her.... ~ __________________ May the moon always shine upon your face, and your imagination soar to the heavens.... Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh.

03-10-2002, 05:37 AM	#3
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 37 Posts: 4,896	Ahem... Sorry... "Is This The ORT Rubble Heap Or The ORT Building???.. I Forget " __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

03-10-2002, 09:05 AM	#7
Galadria 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	(opens Visa bill) "What's this? A charge to Acme Reconstruction for $43, 285.07 for rebuilding strange toad-shaped building? Signed with a badly forged version of my signature? Piestrider! You said you were just going down to the drive-in!" (gets on the phone to protest charge, while readying smacking stick.) __________________ Lady Galadria,Goddess\' Equal of the O.R.T.; [img]\"http://havak.db-forge.com/portraits/bitmaps/wlf180L.bmp\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Romance at short notice was her specialty.\" - Saki <br />Founder of the IW Branch of the Anti-Anomen Society

03-10-2002, 03:08 PM	#8
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 43 Posts: 2,563	What this? You have put the bath-room on the wrong side of the corridor!!, Regin wanders away muttering something about the incompetent workers today.. But, he says and turns around, if TAO and Aelia would car to do a bit of..nekked dancing, then maybe I'll overlook the dreadful mistake [img]graemlins/wink10.gif[/img] __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

03-10-2002, 06:14 AM	#4
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Neb walks into the ORT Building/Rubble Heap to find out how badly his room was hurt in the "champagne incident".

03-10-2002, 06:30 AM	#5
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 37 Posts: 4,896	"Oh Hi Neb... Want Me To Show You What Happened To Your Room?? Well, If You Look Over There, You Can See Part Of It... Oh And Theres Another Bit over There, And You Can See A Small Bit of It Peaking Out Of The Pond Down The Road..."

03-10-2002, 07:19 AM	#6
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Neb sighs and wanders off to salvage what he can.

03-10-2002, 05:25 PM	#9
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 37 Posts: 4,896	Tries To Spot ANother Mistake For An Excuse For Nekked Dancing "Umm... This... Um... Window Was Open Before! Now Its Closed!!" __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

03-10-2002, 08:11 PM	#10
Piestrider Zhentarim Guard Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: Waxahachie TX Age: 38 Posts: 389	uh... (twiddles thumbs and looks innocent) what charges? Galadria looks sternly at piestrider uh.... Will did it! (points finger) __________________ yes

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