8th ORT Building

[Aelia Jusa]

You have entered the eighth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

We are currently having a BBQ. Cloudy has her mod hat back and is no longer a bald fat dwarf (just a normal looking dwarf [img]tongue.gif[/img] ), LS and myself are no longer mice (but still horny ), and the pool has been cleaned of piranhas. Woolly Rupert's nephew Hairy Willie's spectre is still around somewhere though...

Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5-B12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows.

Join the ORT by completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted

Come in, eat, drink and be nekked!!!

[Neb]

*Casts Disentigrate clothes at Aelia* Hah! I knew that copying everyone else's spellbooks would be useful. *Casts Zone of non-clothes-reintegration*

[Aelia Jusa]

That was my best bikini too Well, it's a chore, but I guess the Goddess of Undress could be nekked for a while [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Btw where's my email? [img]graemlins/bigeyesad.gif[/img]

[Lioness]

*Casts Protection from Naked Zones* and wanders back into the ORT building...mahshmallow clouds...hmmm.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Neb]

Awwwww.... Lioness you're no fun! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Aelia, your email will happen to be in your inbox in.... 20 minutes, I promise.

[Lioness]

quote:

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Originally posted by Neb:
Awwwww.... Lioness you're no fun! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Aelia, your email will happen to be in your inbox in.... 20 minutes, I promise.

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I know. [img]tongue.gif[/img] But I like having no fun.

[Neb]

quote:

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Originally posted by Lioness:


I know. [img]tongue.gif[/img] But I like having no fun.

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At least take a dip in the pool! I promise that the water won't harden right after you've jumped in and that there are no piranhas in the water! *doesn't mention the shark illusions.......*

[Galadria]

Hi, all. Aelia told me that I should just post something, so here I am. Neb, I see your reputation did not do you justice.(casts spell of non-nakedness until she loses 10lb.)

[Neb]

*Casts Lower weight on Galadria and then dispells her non-nakedness* Care to join me for a swim in the pool?

[Galadria]

Sure. (Casts protection from all members of the Order Chondricthyes)(jumps in.)