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05-24-2001, 10:12 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
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(Must be read with a Cajun dialect).
I'm hunt de worgur, I'm hunt de spider, I'm hunt de nymph so silly, Las' night I tek mah sword an go to hunt de Mantrap Lily! I done heard dem Mantraps' tough, but got experience neat! I figger I got get me some, and have coleslaw to eat! Aroun' de ben' I'm comin' wif my sword held high, you see, And suddenly den I spy de plant a lookin' back at me! Oh Sacre Bleu! I t'ink I'm blin'! Hol' Kerah, I no can see! I run aroun', fall on the groun', an bump inna gotdang tree! I let fly wid' my "Firestorm" spell De plant he do collapse, While I half dead, do fumble 'bout, until my senses lapse! Comin' to, I start to run, an' head off for my shack, It smells lak a mill'un Mantraps be a ridin' on my back! My wife she meet me at de door, She sic on me de dog, She say "You no sleep here tonight, Go out and sleep wid' hogs!" So I stumble out to the pigsty, an, Mais Cher, what you t'ink, Dat ol' sow she have none o' dat because of awful stink! So I hunt de Mantrap Lily no more, Not fer de sport nor soup, For if it's pee she smell so bad, Lan' Sakes! What if it poop?!! -Sazerac [This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 05-24-2001).] |
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05-24-2001, 10:48 PM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
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LMAO Saz! I wish I could think of something cajun to say. . .but all I can think of is wooohoooo!!!!
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05-24-2001, 10:53 PM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
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Saz, I just wanted you to know that I really needed a good laugh, so thank you for giving it to me.
Woooo Dogies! I laughed til I cried, Gotta go now, Hugs, Mammawlin |
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05-24-2001, 10:55 PM
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LMAO Saz!
Fantastic!  Moni |
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05-25-2001, 10:17 AM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
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ROFL!
Great one, Saz! Wish my English was good enough to write such thingies... |
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05-25-2001, 06:01 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: January 7, 2001
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ROFL!!!!!!!
Saz- you're so twisted!!! I LOVE it!!!!  Wyv ------------------ 
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05-25-2001, 06:30 PM
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Drow Warrior
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
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Excellent, Saz!
But, please, don't tell us what it's like if the plant poops! The inquiring mind does NOT want to know!!! Ack!!! AliCat |
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05-25-2001, 06:35 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
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Ali - LOL!!!!!!
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05-25-2001, 06:37 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
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Location: Monroe, LA
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ROFLMDAO Alicat!!!!!!!
-Sazerac |
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05-27-2001, 10:19 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
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Such an excellent poem deserves more time on page 1!!
Wyv |
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