Well that was... interesting. Story about a Wild Mage

[Kyrvias]

Well, I was playing a Chaotic Evil Wild Mage, and was either turning everyone into stone at the Copper Coronet, turning them into squirrels, or disintegrating them. I ran out of those spells, so I checked my spellbook to see if I had any monster summoning spells to chase down the stragllers.

I did. So I cast it.

Wild Surge: Is that a demon?

But it didn't summon one demon, oh no. It summoned THREE. And those three demons someoned THREE MORE. And those three summoned THREE MORE. And they just kept multiplying, like white lab mice!

Luckily, they didn't focus all of their attention on me. They also fought each other. Before I teleported, I paused and counted. 34 Baalor. So I went to somewhere where I knew I would be safe, (Ironically enough, it was in one of the courtesan's bedrooms) and waited, watching the text scroll by at supernuminal speeds.

Finally, the text slowed to a crawl, and I cast Protection From Evil, and Shadow Door, just because I was paranoid.

I walked out to see... three demons. Just sitting there. Apparently, they was the winners of the fight. But who would be the ultimate winner? I would.

I think you can guess what happened next.

[Dundee Slaytern]

Ah... the unexpected side effects of Tactics... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

"It seemed like such a good idea at that time!"