How to cook a pudding

Dragonshadow · 08-04-2009, 06:50 AM

Basically, I found a Ministry of Defence chocolate pudding in my new house, in a silver packet.
And now I'm hungry, have not much other food, and am too curious for my own good.
So I'm gonna eat the pudding.

Only problem is, I don't know how to cook it. Any ideas?

I'm guessing boil in the bag, maybe?

Edit: Yes, I know this is probably a stupid question. But I haven't slept, and my family don't have a clue either.

Chewbacca · 08-04-2009, 03:07 PM

Ministry of Defense pudding? Is that like a military ration? I usually eat those straight out of the pouch, but my expirience is strictly civilian, so take my advice on it with a grain of salt.

Does it have a date on it?

Dragonshadow · 08-04-2009, 03:45 PM

That's a good point... I should have looked for a date.
And yup, it is... Was... Army rations.

THe army don't make good chocolate pudding. Easy to transport and cook (when you work out how anyway), and lots of energy. Plus you can use it as a weapon. Which are the main things.
But by god, eating it was depressing.

Firestormalpha · 08-04-2009, 04:10 PM

I think you're supposed to add hotsauce to make it palatable.

Or was it chug a bottle of hotsauce to kill all taste buds first?

johnny · 08-05-2009, 03:38 AM

Here's what i would do

1) paint the pack of pudding black
2) toss it out the window
3) grab the phone
4) call the pizzadude

Eureka, no more hunger.

Chewbacca · 08-05-2009, 12:09 PM

I'm glad you survived the pudding Dragonshadow.

Johnny, why paint it black dude?

Dragonshadow · 08-05-2009, 12:19 PM

I survived the pudding and have now moved onto the MoD drinking chocolate. Which is a lot nicer.

ElfBane · 08-05-2009, 02:44 PM

My Gods! The Mighty Ironworks Gaming site is reduced to pudding recipes!! How The Great Have Fallen.

Dragonshadow · 08-05-2009, 04:13 PM

Not just any pudding recipies ElfBane. MoD poisonous pudding recipies.

johnny · 08-05-2009, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

I'm glad you survived the pudding Dragonshadow.

Johnny, why paint it black dude?

Not sure really, it's an expression often heard where i live, before u throw something away...paint it black.

08-04-2009, 06:50 AM	#1
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	How to cook a pudding Basically, I found a Ministry of Defence chocolate pudding in my new house, in a silver packet. And now I'm hungry, have not much other food, and am too curious for my own good. So I'm gonna eat the pudding. Only problem is, I don't know how to cook it. Any ideas? I'm guessing boil in the bag, maybe? Edit: Yes, I know this is probably a stupid question. But I haven't slept, and my family don't have a clue either. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke Last edited by Dragonshadow; 08-04-2009 at 07:07 AM.

08-04-2009, 03:07 PM	#2
Chewbacca Zartan Join Date: July 18, 2001 Location: America, On The Beautiful Earth Age: 51 Posts: 5,373	Re: How to cook a pudding Ministry of Defense pudding? Is that like a military ration? I usually eat those straight out of the pouch, but my expirience is strictly civilian, so take my advice on it with a grain of salt. Does it have a date on it? __________________ Support Local Music and Record Stores! Got Liberty?

08-04-2009, 03:45 PM	#3
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	Re: How to cook a pudding That's a good point... I should have looked for a date. And yup, it is... Was... Army rations. THe army don't make good chocolate pudding. Easy to transport and cook (when you work out how anyway), and lots of energy. Plus you can use it as a weapon. Which are the main things. But by god, eating it was depressing. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

08-04-2009, 04:10 PM	#4
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 41 Posts: 4,454	Re: How to cook a pudding I think you're supposed to add hotsauce to make it palatable. Or was it chug a bottle of hotsauce to kill all taste buds first? __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

08-05-2009, 03:38 AM	#5
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Re: How to cook a pudding Here's what i would do 1) paint the pack of pudding black 2) toss it out the window 3) grab the phone 4) call the pizzadude Eureka, no more hunger. __________________

08-05-2009, 12:09 PM	#6
Chewbacca Zartan Join Date: July 18, 2001 Location: America, On The Beautiful Earth Age: 51 Posts: 5,373	Re: How to cook a pudding I'm glad you survived the pudding Dragonshadow. Johnny, why paint it black dude? __________________ Support Local Music and Record Stores! Got Liberty?

08-05-2009, 12:19 PM	#7
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	Re: How to cook a pudding I survived the pudding and have now moved onto the MoD drinking chocolate. Which is a lot nicer. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

08-05-2009, 02:44 PM	#8
ElfBane Mephistopheles Join Date: March 21, 2004 Location: Cape Canaveral, FL Age: 70 Posts: 1,450	Re: How to cook a pudding My Gods! The Mighty Ironworks Gaming site is reduced to pudding recipes!! How The Great Have Fallen. __________________ They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790), Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759. Iraq and Afghan fatalities: 6,855 and counting. Silence IS consent.

08-05-2009, 04:13 PM	#9
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	Re: How to cook a pudding Not just any pudding recipies ElfBane. MoD poisonous pudding recipies. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

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