Highjackers may get bowl of raisins rather than 72 virgins

Attalus · 09-12-2002, 07:06 PM

Read it here: It's about halfway down the column.

http://www.nationalreview.com/goldberg/goldberg.asp

LOL, would like to see Mohammed Atta's face.

[ 09-12-2002, 07:08 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ]

Lady Blue03 · 09-12-2002, 07:11 PM

OMG Bill this reminds me of Robin Williams:

"The actual interetation is not 72 dark haired virgins, but 72 crystal clear raisins!"
(imitates a taliban person come to heaven) "Where are my bitches!"
"Here are your raisins!"
"Its like finding out 'Thou shalt not kill' is 'Thou shalt not wear a kilt'"
Good stuff

09-12-2002, 07:19 PM

LOL LB! How about George Washington and the other 71 original members of the Continental Congress kicking the crap out of him?!
"It's 72 Virginians dumba$$"!
[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
Robin Williams rocks.

T/-/alali · 09-12-2002, 07:25 PM

I saw that special on HBO. LOL that was sooo funny.

Lady Blue03 · 09-12-2002, 07:26 PM

Hehe Moni, that part was excellent! I have that recorded on Tivo and i watch it all the time, I cant get over it!

Then the:

"Oh, I heard it! The PC hissssss. It was OK to beat the sh*t out of him, but don't do the ethnic joke! hissssss"

rofl i think im gonna watch that tonight

Azred · 09-12-2002, 08:02 PM

What a really great article! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] It sounds a lot like something I might say (which is probably why I liked it so much). [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]

Attalus · 09-12-2002, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Azred:
What a really great article! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] It sounds a lot like something I might say (which is probably why I liked it so much). [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]

LOL, yeah, I like Jonah a lot. He is really intelligent and funny.

Ar-Cunin · 09-13-2002, 07:57 AM

Can't say that i agree with all of it, but I got a good laugh out of

"Of course, I should be careful, the German scholar who made this discovery has to use a pseudonym because he's legitimately worried that he will be murdered by people who insist Islam means peace."

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/3laugh.gif[/img]

09-13-2002, 08:46 AM

Great find Attie [img]smile.gif[/img] And thanks for the news link, another source for me to scour for info [img]smile.gif[/img]

09-12-2002, 07:06 PM	#1
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Read it here: It's about halfway down the column. http://www.nationalreview.com/goldberg/goldberg.asp LOL, would like to see Mohammed Atta's face. [ 09-12-2002, 07:08 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ] __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

09-12-2002, 07:11 PM	#2
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	OMG Bill this reminds me of Robin Williams: "The actual interetation is not 72 dark haired virgins, but 72 crystal clear raisins!" (imitates a taliban person come to heaven) "Where are my bitches!" "Here are your raisins!" "Its like finding out 'Thou shalt not kill' is 'Thou shalt not wear a kilt'" Good stuff __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

09-12-2002, 07:25 PM	#4
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 36 Posts: 700	I saw that special on HBO. LOL that was sooo funny. __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

09-12-2002, 07:26 PM	#5
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	Hehe Moni, that part was excellent! I have that recorded on Tivo and i watch it all the time, I cant get over it! Then the: "Oh, I heard it! The PC hissssss. It was OK to beat the sh*t out of him, but don't do the ethnic joke! hissssss" rofl i think im gonna watch that tonight __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

09-12-2002, 08:02 PM	#6
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 54 Posts: 4,037	What a really great article! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] It sounds a lot like something I might say (which is probably why I liked it so much). [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.

09-12-2002, 07:19 PM	#3
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	LOL LB! How about George Washington and the other 71 original members of the Continental Congress kicking the crap out of him?! "It's 72 Virginians dumba$$"! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Robin Williams rocks.

09-13-2002, 07:57 AM	#8
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 53 Posts: 2,326	Can't say that i agree with all of it, but I got a good laugh out of "Of course, I should be careful, the German scholar who made this discovery has to use a pseudonym because he's legitimately worried that he will be murdered by people who insist Islam means peace." [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/3laugh.gif[/img] __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

09-13-2002, 08:46 AM	#9
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	Great find Attie [img]smile.gif[/img] And thanks for the news link, another source for me to scour for info [img]smile.gif[/img]

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