POLL What is your favorite BG2 moment?(re: Armisael's fave Jan Moment)

Melusine · 03-09-2001, 03:25 PM

Just posting a bunch of polls...I'm bored

So what is your favorite BG2 moment, for example a funny quote or big surprise?

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Melusine

Your voice is ambrosia

Aurican · 03-09-2001, 04:56 PM

I would have to say, that my favorite moment was.....

When I encountered the guardian Beholder in the Sahaugin? Underwater city. The unexpected humour from a elder beholder got me rolling on the florr laughing.

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Can an elf get a break anywhere these days?

[This message has been edited by Aurican (edited 03-09-2001).]

Moiraine · 03-10-2001, 06:33 AM

My favourite moment was a funny one !
When my husband wanted to try a magical item on Anomen, so Anomen got shapechanged into a mouse, and this little mouse started running around in circles saying "I am pleased at the progress that this ill-conceived party yadayadayada ...".
A great laugh !

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WOLFGIR · 03-10-2001, 08:05 AM

LOL!!

Hehe, good to see this area being used again! You see Melusine, we have been waiting longngly after you!

Well my favourite moment was a discussin with Minsc when I played as a ranger, and he screamed with me to scare evil away and that he liked me and wanted me to have an iceweasel companion! LOL
Wel Minsc have alot of funny comments about most things, the Umar Hills is great when he is along.. Wolves, Ogres and withces so many evils to look for my head hurts! Hehee

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Do electric wolves dream of electric sheep?

Memnoch · 03-10-2001, 11:52 AM

Here's a classic by Jan, courtesy of the incomparable Armisael:

Keldorn: One must maintain constant discipline and remember the four principles of virtue... that is my motto and everlasting burden.

Jan: Virtue, eh knighty?

Keldorn: Indeed, little one. 'Tis not virtuous to refer to me as 'knighty'.

Jan: Another human with his shorts in a knot. But I digress. Anyway, Keldy, my mother wrote a book on virtue.

Keldorn: Did she?

Jan: Oh, yes. A book on the virtues of erotic love. "Sins of the Flesh Golem", it was called. Excellent sales in the paladin's spouse market.

Keldorn: A wholly inappropriate jest, Jan. You should be ashamed.

Jan: It is no jest. I'll send you a copy, if your wife does not already have one.

Keldorn: Never speak of my wife, gnome. Your lack of respect is appalling.

Jan: Ah, now I see. One of THOSE.

Keldorn: It is not your place to judge my affairs. You must learn to respect your elders.

Jan: I do respect my elders. This has nothing to do with them. In fact, it reminds me of the chapter where the paladin first makes passionate love to the flesh golem. What a beautiful scene...

Keldorn: Begone, gnome, lest my honor demand that I perform acts that you shall regret.

Jan: 'Fleshy, honey,' the paladin said. 'Yes, baby?' said the golem...

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Memnoch - Custodian of the Order of the Holy Flame

[This message has been edited by Memnoch (edited 03-12-2001).]

Stealthy · 03-10-2001, 04:10 PM

I really miss Armisael, lets hope he comes back soon. My favourite bit was when I commanded a hasted Iron golem, to attack his fellow Stone and clay golems. In a very few rounds, all that was left was some mud patties and pebbles. Try it, the animation is hilarious as he stomps on them with nboth fists at high speed.

PS Melusine is back on form, polling like a born politican

Maybe next election the Americans could call you over to run it for them

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Never accept an invitation from Wolfgir to a BBQ!

Black Knight · 03-11-2001, 06:51 PM

I love the final seen with Minsc and Jonny boy. Brought chills.

BK

03-11-2001, 07:12 PM

I can't say that any one seen is my favourite but Minsc and Lillacor are hillarious when they get talking

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Master Assassin of the Holy Flame.
My website http://hesperex.8k.com

Epona · 03-12-2001, 07:23 AM

Several attempts made by Jan to steal Boo from Minsc were among my high points. Jan says at one point that he has the Calamshite Itch, and wants to be comforted by Boo in his final moments.
Had me in stitches!!

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Gabriel · 03-17-2001, 10:15 PM

When I turned Friagg into a Squirrel and he was still able to breath fire at me!!!.

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03-09-2001, 03:25 PM	#1
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 45 Posts: 6,541	Just posting a bunch of polls...I'm bored So what is your favorite BG2 moment, for example a funny quote or big surprise? ------------------ Melusine Your voice is ambrosia

03-09-2001, 04:56 PM	#2
Aurican Elminster Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Raleigh, North Carolina Age: 43 Posts: 470	I would have to say, that my favorite moment was..... When I encountered the guardian Beholder in the Sahaugin? Underwater city. The unexpected humour from a elder beholder got me rolling on the florr laughing. ------------------ Can an elf get a break anywhere these days? [This message has been edited by Aurican (edited 03-09-2001).]

03-10-2001, 06:33 AM	#3
Moiraine Anubis Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps Age: 60 Posts: 2,474	My favourite moment was a funny one ! When my husband wanted to try a magical item on Anomen, so Anomen got shapechanged into a mouse, and this little mouse started running around in circles saying "I am pleased at the progress that this ill-conceived party yadayadayada ...". A great laugh ! ------------------

03-10-2001, 08:05 AM	#4
WOLFGIR Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Sweden Age: 51 Posts: 3,450	LOL!! Hehe, good to see this area being used again! You see Melusine, we have been waiting longngly after you! Well my favourite moment was a discussin with Minsc when I played as a ranger, and he screamed with me to scare evil away and that he liked me and wanted me to have an iceweasel companion! LOL Wel Minsc have alot of funny comments about most things, the Umar Hills is great when he is along.. Wolves, Ogres and withces so many evils to look for my head hurts! Hehee ------------------ Do electric wolves dream of electric sheep?

03-10-2001, 11:52 AM	#5
Memnoch Ironworks Moderator Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: Boston/Sydney Posts: 11,771	Here's a classic by Jan, courtesy of the incomparable Armisael: Keldorn: One must maintain constant discipline and remember the four principles of virtue... that is my motto and everlasting burden. Jan: Virtue, eh knighty? Keldorn: Indeed, little one. 'Tis not virtuous to refer to me as 'knighty'. Jan: Another human with his shorts in a knot. But I digress. Anyway, Keldy, my mother wrote a book on virtue. Keldorn: Did she? Jan: Oh, yes. A book on the virtues of erotic love. "Sins of the Flesh Golem", it was called. Excellent sales in the paladin's spouse market. Keldorn: A wholly inappropriate jest, Jan. You should be ashamed. Jan: It is no jest. I'll send you a copy, if your wife does not already have one. Keldorn: Never speak of my wife, gnome. Your lack of respect is appalling. Jan: Ah, now I see. One of THOSE. Keldorn: It is not your place to judge my affairs. You must learn to respect your elders. Jan: I do respect my elders. This has nothing to do with them. In fact, it reminds me of the chapter where the paladin first makes passionate love to the flesh golem. What a beautiful scene... Keldorn: Begone, gnome, lest my honor demand that I perform acts that you shall regret. Jan: 'Fleshy, honey,' the paladin said. 'Yes, baby?' said the golem... ------------------ Memnoch - Custodian of the Order of the Holy Flame [This message has been edited by Memnoch (edited 03-12-2001).]

03-10-2001, 04:10 PM	#6
Stealthy Avatar Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Dundee in Bonnie Scotland Posts: 543	I really miss Armisael, lets hope he comes back soon. My favourite bit was when I commanded a hasted Iron golem, to attack his fellow Stone and clay golems. In a very few rounds, all that was left was some mud patties and pebbles. Try it, the animation is hilarious as he stomps on them with nboth fists at high speed. PS Melusine is back on form, polling like a born politican Maybe next election the Americans could call you over to run it for them ------------------ Never accept an invitation from Wolfgir to a BBQ!

03-11-2001, 06:51 PM	#7
Black Knight Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Delaware OH USA Age: 48 Posts: 3,168	I love the final seen with Minsc and Jonny boy. Brought chills. BK

03-11-2001, 07:12 PM	#8
Hesperex Guest Posts: n/a	I can't say that any one seen is my favourite but Minsc and Lillacor are hillarious when they get talking ------------------ Master Assassin of the Holy Flame. My website http://hesperex.8k.com

03-12-2001, 07:23 AM	#9
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 54 Posts: 5,164	Several attempts made by Jan to steal Boo from Minsc were among my high points. Jan says at one point that he has the Calamshite Itch, and wants to be comforted by Boo in his final moments. Had me in stitches!! ------------------ Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

03-17-2001, 10:15 PM	#10
Gabriel Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: England Age: 42 Posts: 920	When I turned Friagg into a Squirrel and he was still able to breath fire at me!!!.

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