Office Dares Part II

[Ladyzekke]

I would love to be around if anyone is playing this game

Subject: Now I understand why everyone I work with seems so strange...

How many points can you accumulate?

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,
"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

9) While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that,
I don't want to have to repeat it".

3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.

6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".

8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
about it".

13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
important conference call.

15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

And if that wasn't enough for you...

Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

[Elif Godson]

ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[Ladyzekke]

So which one are you going to do Elif?

a guy at work had his girlfriend send him that. him and 2 others went through the list and worked out i'd actually done half of it

However, it is missing other things i have done:

1) fire smartie lid frfom tube so it skims colleague's head and lands in their coffee

2) rearrange the initials of someone you're talking to (excellent if you come across Friar Tuck or Betty Swollocks)

3) sing/dance to the printer/fax machine

4) do leg raises on desks/partitions while having important discussion

5) put hole punch circles inside someone's umbrella. next time they open it, they will cover his head

6) tape everything on the desk - phones, mouse balls, keyboard buttons

7) turn everything on the desk UPSIDE DOWN (including things in drawers/containers)

8) if your boss says your tie's not done up, ask him what the bloody point of a tie IS?

9) moo at customers/users

10) (NOTE: I HAVE NOT DONE THIS) - squeeze boss's arse - specially daring if they're same gender

11) fire ring pulls from cans and try for distance

12) have a mushroom shaped ornament on desk - if someone asks what it is, tell them it's a butt plug

13) snore in a floor/board meeting

14) (NOTE: I HAVE NOT DONE THIS EITHER) - have a framed pic of your work colleague's wife/sister/mother/daughter on your desk

15) break wind in a meeting and give it a rating for noise and toxicity

16) come in and tell your colleagues you want to be called Jennifer (if male) or John (if female)

17) mock-hump the back of your chair
18) mock-hump the back of someone else's chair
19) mock-hump the back of someone else's chair while they're SITTING in it

20) in answer to "why did you do that?":
GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT
MUM TOLD ME TO DO IT
or my personal favourite:
YOUR MUM TOLD ME TO DO IT

there are others but we have kids on the board

[Ladyzekke]

ROTFL, those are good ones too, a great addition to the ones I posted! [img]smile.gif[/img] Can't believe you did some of those LOL!

Originally posted by ladyzekke: ROTFL, those are good ones too, a great addition to the ones I posted! [img]smile.gif[/img] Can't believe you did some of those LOL!

i get bored easily

plus i have to take in lots of sugar and that makes me permanently hyper

[Elif Godson]

Calling everyone Bob works wonders around here, there is a fellow in our IT Dept. who's name is Bob and he smells and talk's like he is on speed with a twitch and a blinking eyebrow, he is helarious to watch when he talk's so people take it kinda of as an offense. I do the chair edgeing to the door often myself plus tapping my pencil on metal cup's and desk top's is effective.

[Sazerac]

My office dare:

Sneeze really loudly and declare "That's the bell...time to go!" ;D (I just did this in my classroom...seriously! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] )

Extra points if you can make it a "breaking wind" rather than a mere sneeze.

-Sazerac

darn - we don't have bell to go home - besides which i do earlier shift than the others

however, my PC does have a variety of amusing noises when booting up or shutting down

[Ladyzekke]

Elif - Glad I don't have any Boobs, I mean Bobs! at my work like yours LOL!

Saz - ROTFL, sorry you couldn't muster up for those extra points! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]