How did you die?

Arvon · 09-05-2002, 10:42 AM

How'd You Die?

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

Madman-Rogovich · 09-05-2002, 10:59 AM

Brilliant! cheers Arvon

Horatio · 09-05-2002, 12:05 PM

lol, made me smile. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 09-05-2002, 01:37 PM

heh, good 'un

FelixJaeger · 09-05-2002, 02:40 PM

hehehe thats a good 'un?
wanna quickie?(should have thort that out)

if in the future if england replaces the pound with the euro will the saying 'Spending a penny' be replaced with

Euronating

~~Felix~~

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 09-05-2002, 04:42 PM

nice one mate

made me chuckle

Lady Blue03 · 09-05-2002, 04:54 PM

Hehe good one

09-05-2002, 10:42 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	How'd You Die? Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man. "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

09-05-2002, 10:59 AM	#2
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 39 Posts: 1,918	Brilliant! cheers Arvon __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

09-05-2002, 12:05 PM	#3
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	lol, made me smile. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-05-2002, 01:37 PM	#4
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 38 Posts: 5,817	heh, good 'un __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

09-05-2002, 04:42 PM	#6
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	nice one mate made me chuckle __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

09-05-2002, 02:40 PM	#5
FelixJaeger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 26, 2002 Location: The Cloudy Town Of Hellview Age: 37 Posts: 1,202	hehehe thats a good 'un? wanna quickie?(should have thort that out) if in the future if england replaces the pound with the euro will the saying 'Spending a penny' be replaced with Euronating ~~Felix~~

09-05-2002, 04:54 PM	#7
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 39 Posts: 4,557	Hehe good one __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

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