What should be done about Osama?

Memnoch · 10-27-2001, 04:48 AM

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the SAS, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Kind of like Edwin in Baldurs Gate. Then we return 'her' to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Whadaya think?

P.S. Please see the humor in this post!

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Neb · 10-27-2001, 05:01 AM

Hahahahah, you truly have a twisted mind there Memnoch, I like it!

Moiraine · 10-27-2001, 05:03 AM

Now, Memny, you are suggesting that being a woman is some kind of punition ?

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skywalker · 10-27-2001, 06:25 AM

Seriously it would be better if he died in the War somehow with no one besides the Armed Forces knowing it. Better yet if the Northern Alliance killed him in a firefght. That way it would be Muslims/Arabs who did it and it would not be us who would turn him into a martyr. The Taliban would find some way to blame us though, I'll bet!

I think it will be a damned if you, damned if you don't situation.

Of course Mr Rumsfeld did say that we may not be able to find him! That would be much worse than making him a into a martyr.

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10-27-2001, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Memnoch:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the SAS, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Kind of like Edwin in Baldurs Gate. Then we return 'her' to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Whadaya think?

P.S. Please see the humor in this post!

Hehe, I heard this on Art Bell! I think it would be a good idea. They wouldn't know WHAT to think.. should shim wear a veil or not?

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Memnoch · 10-27-2001, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moiraine:
Now, Memny, you are suggesting that being a woman is some kind of punition ?

Nah, this is a satirical parody of the Taliban's treatment of women.

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10-27-2001, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Memnoch:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the SAS, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Kind of like Edwin in Baldurs Gate. Then we return 'her' to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Whadaya think?

P.S. Please see the humor in this post!

Poor Osama!!!

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Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH · 10-27-2001, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Memnoch:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the SAS, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Kind of like Edwin in Baldurs Gate. Then we return 'her' to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Whadaya think?

P.S. Please see the humor in this post!

You are truley twisted evil and devious, its a pleasure knowing u sire hahahahahahahha

Cloudbringer · 10-27-2001, 05:54 PM

Mems! Well it does seem like it would be an ironic twist and a little justice, I think! LOL

CB

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Moiraine · 10-27-2001, 06:08 PM

But anyway, if he (or should I say she ?

) is to wear the traditional feminine Taliban costume (a huge sheet with a tiny grid for the eyes), no one can notice which sex he is.

BTW, I can provide the sheet thing, my parents did make a journey to Afghanistan something like 20 to 25 years ago, and the brought back one of those. Orange it is.

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10-27-2001, 04:48 AM	#1
Memnoch Ironworks Moderator Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: Boston/Sydney Posts: 11,771	Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the SAS, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Kind of like Edwin in Baldurs Gate. Then we return 'her' to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban. Whadaya think? P.S. Please see the humor in this post! ------------------

10-27-2001, 05:01 AM	#2
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Hahahahah, you truly have a twisted mind there Memnoch, I like it!

10-27-2001, 05:03 AM	#3
Moiraine Anubis Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps Age: 61 Posts: 2,474	Now, Memny, you are suggesting that being a woman is some kind of punition ? ------------------ The world is my oyster !

10-27-2001, 06:25 AM	#4
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 64 Posts: 3,097	Seriously it would be better if he died in the War somehow with no one besides the Armed Forces knowing it. Better yet if the Northern Alliance killed him in a firefght. That way it would be Muslims/Arabs who did it and it would not be us who would turn him into a martyr. The Taliban would find some way to blame us though, I'll bet! I think it will be a damned if you, damned if you don't situation. Of course Mr Rumsfeld did say that we may not be able to find him! That would be much worse than making him a into a martyr. ------------------ Still The Most Humbly Prideful (?) Member Of The Illuminati! Mark

10-27-2001, 05:54 PM	#9
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Mems! Well it does seem like it would be an ironic twist and a little justice, I think! LOL CB ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan CloudDragon of the OHF Storm-Queen Raven's Cloud StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..."

10-27-2001, 06:08 PM	#10
Moiraine Anubis Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps Age: 61 Posts: 2,474	But anyway, if he (or should I say she ? ) is to wear the traditional feminine Taliban costume (a huge sheet with a tiny grid for the eyes), no one can notice which sex he is. BTW, I can provide the sheet thing, my parents did make a journey to Afghanistan something like 20 to 25 years ago, and the brought back one of those. Orange it is. ------------------ The world is my oyster ! [This message has been edited by Moiraine (edited 10-27-2001).]

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