05-31-2002, 01:09 AM | #1 |
Jack Burton
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this is true and i will try to translate for you as close a possible [img]smile.gif[/img]
> > > > * On a wall in Laloma street, a sign says > > > > "HULI IHI, PUTOL TITI" (caught urinating, your dick will be cut) > > > > > > > > * Nakasulat sa pader: - written on the wall > > > > "MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!" - do you know how to howl? only a dog are allowed to piss here > > > > > > > > * along a highway in Pampanga: > > > > "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE" > > > > > > > > * on a self-service restaurant in Cebu: > > > > "PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN" > > > > > > > > * in a Baguio grocery: > > > > "FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE" > > > > > > > > * on a house beside an auto repair shop: > > > > "NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE" > > > > > > > > * signs at PHILCOA: > > > > "NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED" > > > > > > > > * in Baguio Country Club: > > > > "TEMPORARY CLOSE" > > > > > > > > * in Cubao: > > > > "NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY" > > > > > > > > * on a parking lot: > > > > "TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED" > > > > > > > > * office clinic in Sta. Cruz: > > > > "DR. SAKIM A. MORGE. MD." > > > > > > > > * along Luneta Boulevard: > > > > "BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD" - No one is allowed to sh*t here in boulevard > > > > > > > > * on Jeepney and Bus signs: > > > > "BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF" > > > > > > > > * on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: > > > > "WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS" > > > > > > > > * on a delivery truck: > > > > "NOT FOR HERE" > > > > > > > > * on window of a restaurant in Baguio: > > > > "WANTED: BOY WAITRESS" > > > > > > > > * on a street in San Juan: > > > > "BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO" - not allowed to throw wrapped packages full of sh*t here > > > > > > > > * A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a > > > > university:"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A > > > > QUEEN." > > > > > > > > * At a men's comfort room, above a urinal: > > > > "HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN" - you are holding the key to our future > > > > > > > > * On a truck: > > > > "KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO" - if you are reading this, if i farted, you would have smelled it > > > > > > > > * at a construction site in Mandaluyong: > > > > "BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG" - not allowed to urinate here, anyone who is caught will be beaten up > > > > > > > > * somewhere along San Andres: > > > > "NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS" > > > > > > > > * vacant lot near makati ave.: > > > > "DON'T PARKING" > > > > > > > > * at an eatery in Cebu: > > > > "WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL! > > > > > > > > and this is the best of them all!! > > > > > > > > * on a building somewhere in the Philippines..... > > > > "NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO" - Noraty Public also accepts laundry during sundays [img]smile.gif[/img]
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05-31-2002, 12:44 PM | #2 |
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Too funny Zorotorak!
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05-31-2002, 12:56 PM | #3 |
Iron Throne Cult
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Aww.. did ya have to? Now peeps would want to see it for themselves now..
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06-01-2002, 11:53 PM | #4 |
Jack Burton
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just bumpin once [img]smile.gif[/img]
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