The mad man that is Leo

250 · 12-08-2001, 07:21 PM

"BAH BAAMMMMMM!" I smashed my 300 hundred pound war hammer into dwarf's head, and instantly I am showered in gore as the headless dwarf started a volcanical outburst. Bloods, lungs, nerves, cracked bones flew about me, pieces of greymatters stained my face and blurred my vision. I licked my tips and tasted the salty gores that covered them "hmmmmm, yummmm"

Looked about, a big grin on my face "show yeself, drow, hehehehehe" I laughed slowly, enjoying the sound as the dead dwarf hit the rockhard floor. I captured Catti'Bri, alright, I don't hit woman, so I tied her up and bounded her against a huge stone on top of the hill, meaning to lure the famous drow ranger Drizzt out.

"Drizzt, where arrrrrrrrrrrre you?" I asked in an as sweet voice as I could intimidate "I am comingggggggggggggggg." Snicker and grin as I walked into the maze-like forest.

Without warning a huge black thing hit me from the side. It cluntched its claws tightly around my massive arm. I grabbed at it with annoyance, and I caught its neck in my hand. With a twist, smile showed on my lips as I heard the neck broken sound "crack" The panther dissolved into a black mist, and leaving only a dark figurine on the floor. I swung down my hammer, and BOOM, the figurine exploded into tiny pieces, grey smokes swirling into the air.

"Now ye pet is gone too, dro..." the words stuck in my mouth as I felt a pair of scimitars thrashed through my back, looking down, I saw two blades sticking out of my chest. I roared in pain, the windows from hundreds of miles away shattered at my sheer volumn, and small children curled and covered themselves in bed, trembling.

The drow was thrown back by the impact of my great roaor. His head most likely hit a tree when he fell. I reached behind my back and slowly pulled out both scimitars, I winced but this time, I didnt roar. Instead, I waved my three hundred pound warhammer around me, the huge tree trunks exploded as my hammer flew pass.

"Now me will smash you fer good!" I walked one step at a time towards the fallen ranger, each step causing the ground to tremble. the birds fell from the trees. I raised my hammer, and smashed!!!!

the drow went on an instinctive roll, but his blurry vision caused his leg as it was caught by my hammer. It sure crqcked his leg bones into tiny bites, I laughed with pleasure "that felt good, huh?"

The drow's face is covered with great pain, but he bite his lips, trying not to scream. I step closer, and raised my hammer, meaning to finish his life, then I changed my mind as I aimed at his another good leg "BAAAAAAAAAAAAM" the part below his thigh went flying, blood shot out like waterfall. "So the the drow has red blood too, I see" there came no responds for Drizzt was unconscious.

Tying him up, I waited till the drow once again awoke, and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM I smashed his arms. the arms flattened as the rocks beneth them exploded, this time Drizzt screamed, he screamed so loud and terrible that first made me laugh then made the long bushy hair on my back stood up and danced in hip pop.

"Oh my, aren't you a loud one, drow" I said in disbelief. I went to the kitchen and took out what was the remainant of Wulfgar's left arm, and ate pleasently. The drow is not toasted, I know...

so I took out my book and began a search that recepit I had on how to cook a human woman with a drow... pleasent dinner indeed... maybe I should invite my brother Legolas tonight...

Legolas · 12-08-2001, 07:37 PM

LOL [img]smile.gif[/img]

Family forum? Not this one

Anyway, I think your brother would love to join you

250 · 12-08-2001, 07:51 PM

we can have a huge feastivity and throw the biggest party around here, for ridding the world of an evil stinky drow elf. and we can taste his intensitines and guts and drink his blood and cover our face with colorful mud and feathers, then we drink our ale whole night and talk about 101 ways to kill a man

Legolas · 12-08-2001, 08:05 PM

Good plan, but I reckon them Drizzle fans wouldn't agree. And what's that there talk about 101 ways to kill a man? While you' been playin' with that so-called ranger guy, I discovered the 105th way already. Try 'n' stay a bit up t' date, li'l broth'r (only 'n size, not age)
Now where's them kegs o' Darkbrew?

Holy Knight Delita · 12-08-2001, 09:21 PM

Skye Dragonhart
Thief Dualed --> Ranger(lv9-->Lv12)
-Male Half-Elf
-Chaotic Good

As the large man of purely evil heart walked around his cabin awaiting the drow to awaken, a sleek figure moved about his large cabin, still undetected by the heartless beast. Minutes passed as the figure set itself up for one of three things... A)Watching Drizzt's murder, B)Saving Drizzt, or finally C)Death filled with so much pain it should be endured by the likes of any living being, a sick feeling in the half elf told him that any mistake would result in C.
~This hideously cruel being doesn't seem to intelligent though that wouldn't be likey to matter if I am spotted...~another minute passed and he set his operation into motion.

Out of the corner of the cabin a voice came, "Elminster would be upset to know that your killing Faerun's most important icons," the the elvish man said though remaining stealthed.

"WHO THE IS THERE" he boomed tremendously. An arrow of Piercing +1 flew out of the corner which nailed the man right in his right thumb. He began sniggering violently although the use of that thumb was now somewhat hindered. Instinctively Skye ran out the open door,
~I've got to lure him away from Drizzt... I know~ The door slammed alerting they great hunk of muscle that he wanted him to come after him. Skye took off into the forest thinking ~He'll never find me in the forest, my master has taught me well...~...

250 · 12-08-2001, 09:46 PM

"Ye just pissed off the wrong sort, coward!!!" I roared violently, smashing my warhammer on the ceiling and brought down a good measure of rocks. A big chunk hit my head, but I shrugged away the burning wound and stormed out of my cave. but before I leave, I realized something, turning to grab two of Drizzt's remaining arms, I gave a half-hearted jerk, and now the armless Drizzt looked just like a watermelon to me. I was annoyed because he lost concious immediately befoe he could let out a scream. I bite one of the arm, "hmmmm.... drow tastez good." then I started licking the blood on the stick-like arm with my drooling tongue. "ahhhh... needs more salt"

turning back, I headed to the kitchen, completely forgot the ambush ...

Holy Knight Delita · 12-08-2001, 10:11 PM

Skye Dragonhart

~He should've passed under this tree by now... damn blundering idiot must've forgot, there's no way i'm going back their. He'd grind my bones to make his bread... But I can't leave Drizzt hanging... well er' uhhh tied to a pole that is. After a few more seconds he decided action must be taken, but at that moment a group of four passer-by'ers were walking underneath, ~they seem the adventuring sort...~ a glint of hope flashed in his eyes ~i must ask them to aid me in my recovery off the famous Drizzt!~He dropped out of the tree's five feet from where they stood and revealed himself. "I am Skye, Skye Dragonhart," they wore a puzzled look, "you may have heard of my master he is a very famous Ranger by the name of (InsertRealCoolRangerNameHere), but that matters not, I must trouble you to aid me with the recovery of Drizzt Do'Urden. A Beastly Man, if you wish to be so kind as to refer to him as human, has smited the entirety of Drizzt's party, You have no doubt seen the damage done a little ways back. I Warn you that this man took two scimitars in the back and it didn't phase him." Glancing around to find his whereabouts "we are in the woulds near Waterdeep Do you know of the whereabouts Elminster lives? He could surely defeat this monster." He seemed slightly winded

"Kind sir we are the party of...(FillInTheBlanks) We consist of...(FillInTheBlanksAgain)

OOC>>> you're mean :-| This Ranger doesn't know when to quit, and this may be his final bout... foey... Someone fill in the blanks...

Another Question 250, about what is you strength out of 25, about 60, 68? Bet you intelligence is only 2

maybe i'll kill you with trivial pursuit, conflustipate the hell outta you... maybe not.

Holy Knight Delita · 12-08-2001, 10:29 PM

Superman (alias Clark Kent)

"That beast is mine!" said the 'Man of Steel' as he flew into the cave th rescue Drizzt... Needless to say now he's now been reduced from the 'Man of Steel' to the 'Man of the Crap You Scrape off the Bottom of your shoes'... 'nuff said.

250 · 12-08-2001, 10:34 PM

I was looking for salt in the kitchen, shuffling and throwing objects aside, smashing pans and spoons and folks and chopsticks... wait, I dont use chopsticks, anyway, making a mess in the kitchen, while something shot into the window and exploded underneath my feet. Fire caught me, and I was shocked after five seconds.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I ducked into the pile of mess, hoping to put down the fire, only find myself broke part of the gasline line by my weight. "uh oh" I muttered, realizing what is about to happen...

This is a scene viewed from Mars

On one side of the blue star, a bright light flashed, then came a tremendous explosion, giant clouds like mushroom raised above the horizon, a good radius about 500 miles is covered by hellish fire and heat

finally, the dusts settle down, smokes lifted as I sat in pile of ashs that used to be my cave. My skins blackened, like drow I just ate, the only bright part on me were my eyeballs, which blinked incoherently, oh, and my front tooth (only one is left), the tooth hang there for like five seconds, then swung back and forth and fell...

"uh oh" I said... anger began form in me... I could feel the intense emotion buildning up in, I cluntched my teeth... wait I dont have teeth no more, my gum then, I cluntched gums tightly, and punched my fist on the floor. The sheer force was so big that a big hole appeared out of the ground, I sank in. "DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!!" I kicked and smashed in the hole, bounced around like a beast...

"You like that, don't you, Leo?" came an old crispy voice. A red robed man with a pointy hat looked down on me.

"WHO YE BE!!!!" I demanded angrily

"Eliminster I am" the beard man said with a humorous shrug

"ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH, YE TRICKSTER!!! NOW DIEZZ!!!!" I screamed outrageously, and punched the wall which the evil man stood upon. The wall tumbled and fell into dust. The coward man only laughed and I saw him floating in the air.

"NOW! NOW! NOW YOU DIEZ!!!!" I turned my back to him, and put my hands on the floor (and aimed my ass to him) I could see his stupid puzzled face below my groin.
"DIE!!!!!!"
[img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img]

I roared as a tremendous amount of gas was passed out...

This is the scene viewed from Mars
Another giant clouds of mushroom...

Eventually, things quiet down. I breathed a satisfied smile at the flattened ground where used to be a mountain. "Now where iz the watermelon?"

OOC: Eliminster was later found in Africa in another planet known as earth. no one could approach him due to strong odor...

Dresdan · 12-08-2001, 10:44 PM

I'd love to help you Skye but if Superman and the great Elminster can't help.........

12-08-2001, 09:21 PM	#5
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	Skye Dragonhart Thief Dualed --> Ranger(lv9-->Lv12) -Male Half-Elf -Chaotic Good As the large man of purely evil heart walked around his cabin awaiting the drow to awaken, a sleek figure moved about his large cabin, still undetected by the heartless beast. Minutes passed as the figure set itself up for one of three things... A)Watching Drizzt's murder, B)Saving Drizzt, or finally C)Death filled with so much pain it should be endured by the likes of any living being, a sick feeling in the half elf told him that any mistake would result in C. ~This hideously cruel being doesn't seem to intelligent though that wouldn't be likey to matter if I am spotted...~another minute passed and he set his operation into motion. Out of the corner of the cabin a voice came, "Elminster would be upset to know that your killing Faerun's most important icons," the the elvish man said though remaining stealthed. "WHO THE IS THERE" he boomed tremendously. An arrow of Piercing +1 flew out of the corner which nailed the man right in his right thumb. He began sniggering violently although the use of that thumb was now somewhat hindered. Instinctively Skye ran out the open door, ~I've got to lure him away from Drizzt... I know~ The door slammed alerting they great hunk of muscle that he wanted him to come after him. Skye took off into the forest thinking ~He'll never find me in the forest, my master has taught me well...~... __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

12-08-2001, 10:11 PM	#7
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	Skye Dragonhart ~He should've passed under this tree by now... damn blundering idiot must've forgot, there's no way i'm going back their. He'd grind my bones to make his bread... But I can't leave Drizzt hanging... well er' uhhh tied to a pole that is. After a few more seconds he decided action must be taken, but at that moment a group of four passer-by'ers were walking underneath, ~they seem the adventuring sort...~ a glint of hope flashed in his eyes ~i must ask them to aid me in my recovery off the famous Drizzt!~He dropped out of the tree's five feet from where they stood and revealed himself. "I am Skye, Skye Dragonhart," they wore a puzzled look, "you may have heard of my master he is a very famous Ranger by the name of (InsertRealCoolRangerNameHere), but that matters not, I must trouble you to aid me with the recovery of Drizzt Do'Urden. A Beastly Man, if you wish to be so kind as to refer to him as human, has smited the entirety of Drizzt's party, You have no doubt seen the damage done a little ways back. I Warn you that this man took two scimitars in the back and it didn't phase him." Glancing around to find his whereabouts "we are in the woulds near Waterdeep Do you know of the whereabouts Elminster lives? He could surely defeat this monster." He seemed slightly winded "Kind sir we are the party of...(FillInTheBlanks) We consist of...(FillInTheBlanksAgain) OOC>>> you're mean :-\| This Ranger doesn't know when to quit, and this may be his final bout... foey... Someone fill in the blanks... Another Question 250, about what is you strength out of 25, about 60, 68? Bet you intelligence is only 2 maybe i'll kill you with trivial pursuit, conflustipate the hell outta you... maybe not. __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

12-08-2001, 10:29 PM	#8
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	Superman (alias Clark Kent) "That beast is mine!" said the 'Man of Steel' as he flew into the cave th rescue Drizzt... Needless to say now he's now been reduced from the 'Man of Steel' to the 'Man of the Crap You Scrape off the Bottom of your shoes'... 'nuff said. __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

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12-08-2001, 07:21 PM	#1
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	"BAH BAAMMMMMM!" I smashed my 300 hundred pound war hammer into dwarf's head, and instantly I am showered in gore as the headless dwarf started a volcanical outburst. Bloods, lungs, nerves, cracked bones flew about me, pieces of greymatters stained my face and blurred my vision. I licked my tips and tasted the salty gores that covered them "hmmmmm, yummmm" Looked about, a big grin on my face "show yeself, drow, hehehehehe" I laughed slowly, enjoying the sound as the dead dwarf hit the rockhard floor. I captured Catti'Bri, alright, I don't hit woman, so I tied her up and bounded her against a huge stone on top of the hill, meaning to lure the famous drow ranger Drizzt out. "Drizzt, where arrrrrrrrrrrre you?" I asked in an as sweet voice as I could intimidate "I am comingggggggggggggggg." Snicker and grin as I walked into the maze-like forest. Without warning a huge black thing hit me from the side. It cluntched its claws tightly around my massive arm. I grabbed at it with annoyance, and I caught its neck in my hand. With a twist, smile showed on my lips as I heard the neck broken sound "crack" The panther dissolved into a black mist, and leaving only a dark figurine on the floor. I swung down my hammer, and BOOM, the figurine exploded into tiny pieces, grey smokes swirling into the air. "Now ye pet is gone too, dro..." the words stuck in my mouth as I felt a pair of scimitars thrashed through my back, looking down, I saw two blades sticking out of my chest. I roared in pain, the windows from hundreds of miles away shattered at my sheer volumn, and small children curled and covered themselves in bed, trembling. The drow was thrown back by the impact of my great roaor. His head most likely hit a tree when he fell. I reached behind my back and slowly pulled out both scimitars, I winced but this time, I didnt roar. Instead, I waved my three hundred pound warhammer around me, the huge tree trunks exploded as my hammer flew pass. "Now me will smash you fer good!" I walked one step at a time towards the fallen ranger, each step causing the ground to tremble. the birds fell from the trees. I raised my hammer, and smashed!!!! the drow went on an instinctive roll, but his blurry vision caused his leg as it was caught by my hammer. It sure crqcked his leg bones into tiny bites, I laughed with pleasure "that felt good, huh?" The drow's face is covered with great pain, but he bite his lips, trying not to scream. I step closer, and raised my hammer, meaning to finish his life, then I changed my mind as I aimed at his another good leg "BAAAAAAAAAAAAM" the part below his thigh went flying, blood shot out like waterfall. "So the the drow has red blood too, I see" there came no responds for Drizzt was unconscious. Tying him up, I waited till the drow once again awoke, and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM I smashed his arms. the arms flattened as the rocks beneth them exploded, this time Drizzt screamed, he screamed so loud and terrible that first made me laugh then made the long bushy hair on my back stood up and danced in hip pop. "Oh my, aren't you a loud one, drow" I said in disbelief. I went to the kitchen and took out what was the remainant of Wulfgar's left arm, and ate pleasently. The drow is not toasted, I know... so I took out my book and began a search that recepit I had on how to cook a human woman with a drow... pleasent dinner indeed... maybe I should invite my brother Legolas tonight...

12-08-2001, 07:37 PM	#2
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	LOL [img]smile.gif[/img] Family forum? Not this one Anyway, I think your brother would love to join you

12-08-2001, 07:51 PM	#3
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	we can have a huge feastivity and throw the biggest party around here, for ridding the world of an evil stinky drow elf. and we can taste his intensitines and guts and drink his blood and cover our face with colorful mud and feathers, then we drink our ale whole night and talk about 101 ways to kill a man

12-08-2001, 08:05 PM	#4
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	Good plan, but I reckon them Drizzle fans wouldn't agree. And what's that there talk about 101 ways to kill a man? While you' been playin' with that so-called ranger guy, I discovered the 105th way already. Try 'n' stay a bit up t' date, li'l broth'r (only 'n size, not age) Now where's them kegs o' Darkbrew?

12-08-2001, 09:46 PM	#6
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	"Ye just pissed off the wrong sort, coward!!!" I roared violently, smashing my warhammer on the ceiling and brought down a good measure of rocks. A big chunk hit my head, but I shrugged away the burning wound and stormed out of my cave. but before I leave, I realized something, turning to grab two of Drizzt's remaining arms, I gave a half-hearted jerk, and now the armless Drizzt looked just like a watermelon to me. I was annoyed because he lost concious immediately befoe he could let out a scream. I bite one of the arm, "hmmmm.... drow tastez good." then I started licking the blood on the stick-like arm with my drooling tongue. "ahhhh... needs more salt" turning back, I headed to the kitchen, completely forgot the ambush ...

12-08-2001, 10:34 PM	#9
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	I was looking for salt in the kitchen, shuffling and throwing objects aside, smashing pans and spoons and folks and chopsticks... wait, I dont use chopsticks, anyway, making a mess in the kitchen, while something shot into the window and exploded underneath my feet. Fire caught me, and I was shocked after five seconds. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I ducked into the pile of mess, hoping to put down the fire, only find myself broke part of the gasline line by my weight. "uh oh" I muttered, realizing what is about to happen... This is a scene viewed from Mars On one side of the blue star, a bright light flashed, then came a tremendous explosion, giant clouds like mushroom raised above the horizon, a good radius about 500 miles is covered by hellish fire and heat finally, the dusts settle down, smokes lifted as I sat in pile of ashs that used to be my cave. My skins blackened, like drow I just ate, the only bright part on me were my eyeballs, which blinked incoherently, oh, and my front tooth (only one is left), the tooth hang there for like five seconds, then swung back and forth and fell... "uh oh" I said... anger began form in me... I could feel the intense emotion buildning up in, I cluntched my teeth... wait I dont have teeth no more, my gum then, I cluntched gums tightly, and punched my fist on the floor. The sheer force was so big that a big hole appeared out of the ground, I sank in. "DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!!" I kicked and smashed in the hole, bounced around like a beast... "You like that, don't you, Leo?" came an old crispy voice. A red robed man with a pointy hat looked down on me. "WHO YE BE!!!!" I demanded angrily "Eliminster I am" the beard man said with a humorous shrug "ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH, YE TRICKSTER!!! NOW DIEZZ!!!!" I screamed outrageously, and punched the wall which the evil man stood upon. The wall tumbled and fell into dust. The coward man only laughed and I saw him floating in the air. "NOW! NOW! NOW YOU DIEZ!!!!" I turned my back to him, and put my hands on the floor (and aimed my ass to him) I could see his stupid puzzled face below my groin. "DIE!!!!!!" [img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img] I roared as a tremendous amount of gas was passed out... This is the scene viewed from Mars Another giant clouds of mushroom... Eventually, things quiet down. I breathed a satisfied smile at the flattened ground where used to be a mountain. "Now where iz the watermelon?" OOC: Eliminster was later found in Africa in another planet known as earth. no one could approach him due to strong odor...

12-08-2001, 10:44 PM	#10
Dresdan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: November 18, 2001 Location: Bay City, MI. , U.S.A. Age: 55 Posts: 331	I'd love to help you Skye but if Superman and the great Elminster can't help.........

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