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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 01-15-2004, 08:30 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,330
Posted By Dagorion
Mad *Snigger* I won’t argue with that... :D ...

*Snigger* I won’t argue with that... :D tongue.gif

Why is it that these starcasts make more sence to me than the ones I read in the newspaper?
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 12-21-2003, 07:23 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,079
Posted By Dagorion
Light Bulb Name: James a.k.a: Jim, Dagorion, Dag,...

Name: James

a.k.a: Jim, Dagorion, Dag, "Heay! You!"

Location: Australia

Age: 17

Eyes: Hazel
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 12-14-2003, 08:14 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,972
Posted By Dagorion
Light Bulb They took out that last part? How could they!...

They took out that last part? How could they! That’s the part of the story where the great heroes return home... then again it would take a good 30 minutes to do that part so I suppose I can...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 12-10-2003, 08:10 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,206
Posted By Dagorion
Light Bulb Yes, LoA is correct, also use CAPS LOCK more...

Yes, LoA is correct, also use CAPS LOCK more often for SIGNIFICANT words, it ads EMPHASIS to your over all point. ;)

Yes, you will get idiots like that.... although I never encountered any so...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 12-04-2003, 03:17 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Light Bulb Dagorion's first reaction (and strangely, his...

Dagorion's first reaction (and strangely, his only one) is to fart. A sound emits from the Dwarf's rear so loud it seems as though it could tear apart the very fabric of existence. As the echoes of...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 12-02-2003, 07:46 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Light Bulb Dagorion suddenly becomes sober. This is a great...

Dagorion suddenly becomes sober. This is a great shock as it has been quite literally decades since he had a clear head. The dwarf stares at the Order's leader as though he had just accused him of...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 11-11-2003, 02:26 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,060
Posted By Dagorion
Light Bulb The program Smart Ripper copies the entire movie...

The program Smart Ripper copies the entire movie onto the HDD in VOB format. I use it fairly often if I haven’t watched a movie but I have to return it. Provided you have enough HDD space to hold it...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 11-07-2003, 07:00 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,211
Posted By Dagorion
Light Bulb If your computer is anything like mine then it...

If your computer is anything like mine then it would probably be the motherboard making that sound. It may be a warning sound to tell you something bad is happening with your hardware. It might have...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 10-31-2003, 02:36 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 17,285
Posted By Dagorion
"Hi, sniff this chloroform soaked tissue." ...

"Hi, sniff this chloroform soaked tissue." graemlins/evillaughter1.gif
Hehehe, no, really it goes somethinng along the lines of one of my friends saying "Heay, come over here, I have something to...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 10-08-2003, 02:24 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,059
Posted By Dagorion
Light Bulb Well, if I recall correctly, before he got really...

Well, if I recall correctly, before he got really in to acting he was a very scholarly person for several years, putting off his ambitions while he studied. It could be possible that Arnie actually...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 09-26-2003, 06:26 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Light Bulb Dagorion, still stunned from being caught with...

Dagorion, still stunned from being caught with his hand "in the cookie jar" and being barely missed by a lightning bolt, simply stares at the Order's leader like a dear in the headlights. Suddenly,...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 09-23-2003, 11:03 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Light Bulb Standing in front of the door Dagorion gets the...

Standing in front of the door Dagorion gets the sudden urge to scratch himself. Putting his hand down his pants and scratching his groin the Dwarf reaches for the door handle and swings it open, only...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 09-23-2003, 10:49 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Dagorion, unaware of Shadow's escape, proceeds to...

Dagorion, unaware of Shadow's escape, proceeds to drink himself into a stupor. In an offhand, drunken sort of daze the Dwarf decides to go and urinate on the new leaders personal belongings, just for...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 09-23-2003, 10:37 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Dagorion, with the new discovery of his flammable...

Dagorion, with the new discovery of his flammable excretions, urinates on the door and sets it alight. Pulling up a chair the Dwarf sits down and begins drinking some Fireseed, waiting for the...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 09-23-2003, 10:24 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Dagorion thinks about how he is going to escape...

Dagorion thinks about how he is going to escape until he realises that basically every gas, liquid, and other strange substance that escapes his body is highly flammable from decades of drinking...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 09-23-2003, 10:13 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Dagorion, felling panicky, made a rather large...

Dagorion, felling panicky, made a rather large mistake. He cast Fireball.
Now, under normal circumstances this would not be a problem. Unfortunately given the amount of liquor in the Dwarf's body...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 09-23-2003, 10:00 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Dagorion's face splits into a grin. Grappling...

Dagorion's face splits into a grin. Grappling with his belt buckle the Dwarf begins to pull down his breeches. Taking careful aim Dagorion releases the contents of his kidneys in Shadow's direction.
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 09-23-2003, 09:50 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
The Dwarf immediately begins laughing...

The Dwarf immediately begins laughing uncontrollably until a chandelier falls on his head and knocks him to the ground. Standing up the Dwarf casts entanglement at Shadow and picks up a broken chair...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 09-23-2003, 09:41 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
As Dagorion sees the fireball careening towards...

As Dagorion sees the fireball careening towards him a girlish scream escapes his lips and he immediately attempts to urinate on in to put it out.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-21-2003, 05:21 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,662
Posted By Dagorion
Pinky Girdlebiscuits or Stinky Hamsterbrain ...

Pinky Girdlebiscuits
or
Stinky Hamsterbrain
Thats....... Interesting...... graemlins/uhoh1.gif
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 09-08-2003, 12:17 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
The Dwarf catches movement out of the corner of...

The Dwarf catches movement out of the corner of his eye. Changing his direction, he charges towards the thief with his head down, ready to impale the half-elf's soft, squishy body.

OOC: You are a...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-07-2003, 06:42 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,038
Posted By Dagorion
A dirty, smelly, disgusting, vulgar, unlikable...

A dirty, smelly, disgusting, vulgar, unlikable Dwarf :D I love people's reactions when my character starts scratching his groin in their ear. LOL! :D
Either that or *shudder* I hate to admit it...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 08-27-2003, 04:26 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Shaken out of his rage, due to running headfirst...

Shaken out of his rage, due to running headfirst into the wall, the Dwarf quaffs a potion of speed and charges at the human once more.
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 08-26-2003, 02:19 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
The Dwarf's mouth drops as he stares at the...

The Dwarf's mouth drops as he stares at the broken axe. Dropping the haft he pulls out his pair of glovenails (cathrops, large spikes on gloves) and dons his spiked helmet then charges at the human...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 08-25-2003, 05:28 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
OOC: Dogs you say.... now there’s an idea.... ...

OOC: Dogs you say.... now there’s an idea....

IC: Bored with the pointless walk Dagorion pulls out a (relatively) fresh potion of Rage and promptly drinks it. Quite angry now he hefts his great...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 08-21-2003, 04:57 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Dagorion looks at his bottle of fireseed then...

Dagorion looks at his bottle of fireseed then back at the leaving Shadow wandering just how the hell he was still conscious (Anything non-Dwarven immediately falls unconscious after taking one drink...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 08-13-2003, 08:10 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,685
Posted By Dagorion
I think I had the virus but it didn't do what it...

I think I had the virus but it didn't do what it said it did. It did some pretty funky stuff with my folders when I was connected to the net though...
Forum: Icewind Dale | Heart of Winter | Icewind Dale II Forum 08-13-2003, 02:37 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 524
Posted By Dagorion
They are called large weapons in the game, which...

They are called large weapons in the game, which makes sence as they are a bit too big to be a light weapon.
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 07-28-2003, 02:34 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
The Dwarf summons up another retort but is...

The Dwarf summons up another retort but is stopped when he hears the newcomer say there will be no gold involved. A shudder of dread runs through Dagorion's body as he thinks back to the massive bar...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-25-2003, 03:49 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,067
Posted By Dagorion
Heck, I'm only 16 and because of my family's...

Heck, I'm only 16 and because of my family's humour I have fallen in love with The Goon Show, the old BBC radio program. Also theres the good old monty python, Marx Brothers movies and Read Dwarf(one...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 07-20-2003, 05:59 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Dagorion, after recovering from the shock of...

Dagorion, after recovering from the shock of suddenly finding he could do a dance that had no right to be performed in the Forgotten Realms, gives the newcomer a venomous stare "Why is it that ye...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-09-2003, 09:42 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,415
Posted By Dagorion
I seem to remember myself bringing this topic up...

I seem to remember myself bringing this topic up some time last year for a school assignment...
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=010618#000000...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-04-2003, 03:29 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,873
Posted By Dagorion
1. Bahá'í Faith (100%) 2. Sikhism (99%) ...

1. Bahá'í Faith (100%)
2. Sikhism (99%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
4. Hinduism (94%)
5. Liberal Quakers (92%)
6. Jainism (85%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-03-2003, 10:41 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,692
Posted By Dagorion
Don't worry about it Zero, the problem seems to...

Don't worry about it Zero, the problem seems to be fixed now. Hell, things go strangely missing on this computer all the time, I simply re-downloaded DX9 again and CS seems to be running fine. Still...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-03-2003, 07:58 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,692
Posted By Dagorion
Thanks Zero but I formatted and reinstalled...

Thanks Zero but I formatted and reinstalled windows just a few months ago, and I don't feel like doing it again. Also, I have the full version of Norton 2003 and it came up with nothing. Scandisk...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-03-2003, 07:22 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,692
Posted By Dagorion
Eh? Well thats not good... Would it be a virus or...

Eh? Well thats not good... Would it be a virus or something else?
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-03-2003, 07:10 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,692
Posted By Dagorion
Well not a problem to be exact but for no F&#$*@#...

Well not a problem to be exact but for no F&#$*@# reason it uninstalled! And I do not have enough time or a fast enough internet connection to download it every single time those evil people at...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-03-2003, 03:18 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,555
Posted By Dagorion
*Gasp* Maybe it was a message from the future!......

*Gasp* Maybe it was a message from the future!... and they forgot to leave a call back number. :D tongue.gif
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-01-2003, 08:39 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,588
Posted By Dagorion
Wow, and to think that some of the non-english...

Wow, and to think that some of the non-english speakers here type better than I do. :D
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 07-01-2003, 06:20 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
A devious grin spreads across the Dwarf's face,...

A devious grin spreads across the Dwarf's face, "So ye can read minds eh? Well can ye see what I'm thinking now? Aye, and ye can be sure that *is* what I look like in a bikini." He says before...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-01-2003, 12:12 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,367
Posted By Dagorion
Now that Ranchoweb has gone and demanded money...

Now that Ranchoweb has gone and demanded money for hosting I am soon going to be left with nowhere to hold my sigs and pics. I have also discovered that when I looked at old topics about this problem...
Forum: General Discussion 06-30-2003, 10:18 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,107
Posted By Dagorion
I know this is a sad and sick thing to think but...

I know this is a sad and sick thing to think but while reading that article I didn’t think "Oh my god, people were killed." I thought "Heay, I wander what they are going to do with the sword now the...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 06-30-2003, 10:18 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,075
Posted By Dagorion
I know this is a sad and sick thing to think but...

I know this is a sad and sick thing to think but while reading that article I didn’t think "Oh my god, people were killed." I thought "Heay, I wander what they are going to do with the sword now the...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 06-30-2003, 06:19 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
After missing the swing at the newcomer's legs...

After missing the swing at the newcomer's legs the Dwarf once more draws his longbow and shoots an arrow at the mans but.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 06-29-2003, 11:07 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,062
Posted By Dagorion
Yes, I absolutely HATE it when people steal your...

Yes, I absolutely HATE it when people steal your Screen Name. It's fine by me if they take it from a book but it is just rediculous that they steal one someone is already using and isn't taken from a...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 06-28-2003, 06:45 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,959
Posted By Dagorion
I can think of several but this is a family forum...

I can think of several but this is a family forum so I won't say them. :D

Wings would be cool, to be able to fly, I would have to loose some weight though or else I wouldn't be able to get off...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 06-26-2003, 02:26 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
The Dwarf's eyes narrow. Drawing his longbow...

The Dwarf's eyes narrow. Drawing his longbow Dagorion stands on a different chair in order to be tall enough to draw it. Pulling out one of his Arrows of Piercing the Dwarf carefully aims at the...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 06-25-2003, 06:15 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Getting tired of being thrown about the Dwarf...

Getting tired of being thrown about the Dwarf grabs his great-axe on a passing toss. Waiting till he is within range the takes a swipe at the newcomers head.
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 06-25-2003, 01:18 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
Dagorion, awakened by the feeling of trickling,...

Dagorion, awakened by the feeling of trickling, sniffs himself and shrugs, as there appears to be no difference in smell compared to his usual state (If a Dwarf can hack being in the rear end of a...
Forum: Ironworks Online Roleplaying 06-24-2003, 03:28 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,822
Posted By Dagorion
In response to the lightning the Dwarf simply...

In response to the lightning the Dwarf simply mutters something about Elves with his usual colourful language and promptly raises his middle finger at the newcomer, which incidentally holds a ring of...
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