Forget plain Jimmy and Jack. Our small Kentucky batch bourbons made by Jimmy's grandkids will convert ANY nation to good 'ol southern thinkin'. Woodford Reserve, Wathen's, Booker's, Baker's, Knob Creek, Ballantine. Mmmmm..... think I'll take a long lunch today.
Shine? Yeah, it'll clean a car engine, but let's be real - WoMD should not be used. Funny story. I had a milk-jug of Tennessee shine in the cupboard one day when a friend visited, thought it was water (he was *very* thirsty), popped the top off and took a quick gulp or two.
Boy, was that a funny moment. To see a healthy college assistant soccer coach reduced to a snivelling little girl.