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Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern:
We all have heard tales of glorious battle as people ran around districts, shot Kuroisan with normal ammunition and ran away. How annoying his acidic backlash is. How breaching him is so difficult because of his multiple spells and contingencies.
Now... I shall tell you of a tactic that will virtually ensure the following,
01) NO MORE RUNNING.
02) NO MORE PAIN.
03) Just sweet stinky cheese.
Not even UserUnfriendly's Cheese Guide has this tactic, and that's saying a lot...
Man... I can't believe I'm still making new cheese everytime I start playing BG2 again...
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*howls in laughter*
Now if that isn't an advertisement to play this game, nothing is.
No More Running! No More Pain! No, folks, we guarantee you nothing but Sweet Stinky Cheese and a victory for your people! Come on down! We have everything you need right here to wax that ogre magi that's been harassing your townsfolk. Dragon problems? Pshaw, we have the herbs that will make the fiercest red dragon playful like a little kitten! A horde of rats rushing to swarm your town? We have rodent killers which are not only one hundred percent lethal, but perfectly safe to be handled by your children!
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There are no paths to power which are not fraught with confrontation. No matter the battle, a lesson must be won. In the end, the path shall fade into nothingness for the one walking it, but may go on for eternity for those whom choose to follow. One must know their own footsteps before taking that first step, or instead of choosing your battles, your battles will choose you.
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