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got this from my email. its been awhile since i posted this kind of stuff.. cuz no one has forwarded me anymore of these jokes hehe
>>> > > TEACHER : Why are you late? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Because of the sign. >>> >>> > > TEACHER : What sign? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go >>> >>> > Slow." >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math >>> >>> > sums on the floor? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using >>> >>> > tables! >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, how! do you spell "crocodile"? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" >>> >>> > > TEACHER : No, that's wrong >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how >>> >>> > I spell it! >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!! >>> >>> > > TEACHER : What are you talking about? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O! >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North >>> >>> > America. >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Here it is! >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered >>> >>>! > America? >>> >>> > > CLASS : Balgobin! >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we >>> >>> > have today that we >>> >>> > > didn't have ten years ago. >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Me! >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so >>> >>> > dirty? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground >>> >>> > than you are. >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark? >>> >>> > > FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write? >>> >>> > >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card. >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by >>> >>> > biting insects? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Don't bite any. >>> >>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting >>> >>> > with "I". >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : I is... >>> >>> > > TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am." >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of >>> >>> > the alphabet." >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ! > TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of >>> >>> > COINCIDENCE?" >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married >>> >>> > on the same day, same >>> >>> > > time." >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down >>> >>> > his father's Cherry >>> >>> > > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know >>> >>> > why his father didn't >>> >>> > > punish him?" >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in >>> >>> > his hand?" >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? >>> >>> > > FA! THER : No. Why do you ask that? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy >>> >>> > then? >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > ***** TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you >>> >>> > are wearing, one is green >>> >>> > and >>> >>> > > one is blue with red spots! >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got >>> >>> > another pair just like that >>> >>> > > at home. >>> >>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a >>> >>> > donkey and stopped >>> >>> > > him, what virtue would I be showing? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Brotherly love? >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you >>> >>> > say prayers before >>> >>> > > eating? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a >>> >>> > good cook. >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" >>> >>> > is exactly the same as >>> >>> > > your brother's. Did you copy his? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog! >>> >>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on >>> >>> > talking when people are >>> >>> > > no longer interested? >>> > > BALGOBIN : A teacher ---------------------- two of them cracks me up.. they are in bold text :D |
I love it! I find it hilarious... oh no.
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heard them all, i tihnk i got that forwarded to me few months back XD,
pretty funny to read them once again tho XD |
Great! Was the "mummy" one just a play on the word "mommy?" :confused:
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in England and a few other countries, they say mummy instead of mommy, or mum instead of mom.
those were pretty funny, reminds me of when I was in school :D [ 01-21-2005, 02:44 PM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ] |
SOrry to but into this thread, the jokes really cracked me up :D
But the one about mummy made me think about another thread that had a lot of those word jokes in it. YOu know, when you say something, you mean one thing, but it can mean a whole different something! Anyone remember that thread and can you post the link here? Like this one: in a poolhouse(meaning biljarts), you have a lot of cues. (meaning cue-stick) :D |
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I quite enjoyed the last one. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Please... No more... Make it stop... Make it all stop.
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