Dont know if this has been posted already, but for all of you who havnt seen it, well here it is.


HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry basket
according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen
along the way, cover any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.

Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly.
Complain and whine about getting fat. Get in shower.

Look for facecloth, armcloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.

Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added
vitamins.

Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added
vitamins.

Condition hair with cucumber and lamphrey conditioner with
enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until
red raw.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make
sure that it's rinsed completely out.

Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and water loses
pressure and turns red hot.

Turn off shower.

Clean all wet shower surfaces. Spray mould spots with flash
bathroom spray.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of small African
country.

Wrap hair in super-absorbant second towel.

Check entire body for remotest sign of spots or extraneous hair.
Attack with nails or tweezers if found.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If husband seen, cover any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom
to spend half an hour getting dressed.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in pile on
floor. Walk naked to bathroom. If wife sees, shake manhood at her
making "Woo" sound.

Look at manly physique in mirror and suck in gut to see if you
have pecs (no).

Admire size of manhood in mirror, scratch privates and smell
fingers for one last whiff.

Get in shower.

Don't bother to look for wash cloth - don't use one. Wash face

Wash armpits

Laugh at how loud farts sound in the shower.

Wash privates and the surrounding area.

Wash butt, leaving hair on soap.

Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner.

Make shampoo Mohawk. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror.

Pee (in shower).

Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor
because shower curtain was outside bath for whole shower time.

Partially dry off.

Look at self in mirror again, flex muscles and admire size of
manhood (again).

Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor.

Leave bathroom light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull
off towel, grab manhood, say, "Yeah baby," and thrust pelvis at
her.

Quickly check used underpants for staining, put them on. Unravel
socks, make sure they're not too crusty and pull them on. Change
shirt but otherwise dress in most of yesterday's clothes...

[ 10-30-2003, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

thats great especially the part where you shake your man hood.

Hilarious!!

Loved it man, hilarious! :D

I fail to see the humour... I also notice a lack of female responces [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I've seen that before! Funny stuff though. "Shake your manhood!"

ROFLMAO!!!

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Now where'd you find that one?

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It's true! Farts do sound loud in the bathroom!
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[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Funny stuff.