The Accident

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?"

"Well," the friend replies, "I ran into a lawyer".

"Okay," says the man, "That explains the blood... but what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"

"Well, I had to chase him all through the park."

Enough with the lawyer jokes already..LoL.. this one is not that good..but still made me giggle. [img]smile.gif[/img]

it still made me smile a little

Where do you get all this stuff) and does Arvon post anything other than jokes? :confused:

Yes often I put answers to others post. I won't post policical or religious stuff here.

Hehe, that made me giggle quite a bit :D

Maybe I'm stupid but I just don't get it. How can a car be total loss? Why did he chase him through the park? What is a DOM? and what is a Walnetta?
ouch! soooo confused! head hurting! :confused:

Thought i'd join in the lawyer fun. :D

Johnny Cochran was duck hunting in Montana recently, when he attempted to cross a fence into a field to retrieve a duck he had shot. A farmer suddenly pulled up in his pick-up truck, jumped out, and asked Mr. Cochran what he was doing on his property. "Retrieving this duck that I just shot", he replied.
"That duck is on my side of the fence, so now it's mine," replied the farmer.

Mr. Cochran asked the farmer if he recognized who he was talking to. "No", replied the farmer, "I don't know, and I don't care."

"I am Johnny Cochran, famous lawyer from Los Angeles", came the reply. "I am the lawyer that got O.J. Simpson off. I'm the reason he is a free man today. And if you don't let me get that duck, I can sue you for your farm, your truck, and everything else you own. I'll leave you penniless on the street."

"Well," said the farmer, "In Montana the only law we go by is the '3 kicks law'."

"Never heard of it", said Johnny.

The farmer said, "I get to kick you 3 times, and if you make it back to your feet and are able to kick me back 3 times, that duck is yours".

Cochran thought this over. He grew up in a tough neighborhood and figured he could take this old farmer. "Fair enough", he said.

So the farmer kicked Johnny violently in the groin. As he was doubling over, the farmer kicked him in the face, and when he hit the ground, he kicked him hard in the ribs. After several moments, Johnny slowly made it back to his feet. "Alright, now it's my turn", said Johnny.

"Aw, forget it", said the farmer. "You can have the duck."

I've heard a variation of that one...but it is good.

lol that was good!