Found this and had to post it:
Please note its nuch better if you sing it aloud to the tume of Bohemian Rhapsody http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


Indian Curry Rhapsody
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody...


Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
...guitar solo...
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
...guitar solo...
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
...guitar solo...slow bit...
Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh


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My God, Jerome! I am in serious pain here! I just laughed so hard I curried all over the chair!!!

ROTFLMFAO. I gotta copy that. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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It's bleedin dark down here, slippery too.
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Good one Jerome - laughed my way through - loved the middle choruses, they fit very well.

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Hahahah, Jerome, that was a side-splitter! Not immature at all, unless one considers humor to be immature (and I don't want to meet anyone who feels like that!)

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That was a real cheer up! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Thx Jerome.

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Ah, toilet humor http://www.3dpcgames.com/cwm/s/otn/funny/kloguck.gif My favorite http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/otn/confused/fie.gif

I'll never listen to Queen quite the same way again...!

kiwidoc sings the whole thing with several false starts then calms the dog who was terrified at the gales of laughter and picks herself up off the floor. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

Jereome - will you marry me http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by kiwidoc (edited 07-13-2001).]

Well Kiwi, LOL, sorry you had some "flase" starts, having to pick "yerslef" up and all. Wonder if "Jereome" will take you up on your offer LOL!

LOL, sorry, couldn't help myself http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif

Well if you saw the state of my fingers let alone the rest of me the odd typo is forgiveable tonight. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif




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