Time is a great teacher. The only problem is that it kills its pupils.

Suicide is the purest form of self-criticism.

I have a feeling of Deja vu and Amnesia both at the same time. I think I've forgotten this once before....

I don't like gherkins and I'm very glad that I don't like them, cos if I liked them, I'd eat them, and I really hate them.

If voting ever changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If all the important things could be accomplished with the eyes, then the streets would be covered in dead bodies and pregnant women.

If you don't want your kids to hear what you are saying, then say it as though you were addressing them.

Everyone who believes in paranormal phenomena, please raise my hand.

It is difficult to believe that someone is telling the truth when you know that in their position, you would lie.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
LOL, THESE ARE GREAT!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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<font color=lightgreen>LOL! Those are great! Thanks for bumping back to the top Vaskez http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Needed a little humor is this otherwise catastrophic day!</font>

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Vaskez, I like your sense of humour.
Got any more Hungarian cop jokes? They apply equally well to cops here too...

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Dunno, he posted a lot of them on another message board, and they were quite funny http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif. Not sure if he posted them over here though... You should ask Vaskez himself I guess http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Guess what? I translated these too....
Course I got some more cop jokes, it's just hard to remember which ones I've posted and which ones I haven't.....I'll try to post some more later.

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HAHAHAHA! Just what we all needed! I loved :
If voting ever changed anything, they'd make it illegal. and
I don't like gherkins and I'm very glad that I don't like them, cos if I liked them, I'd eat them, and I really hate them. LOL Oh, and I like gherkins! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


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