The Smart Old Farmer

An old farmer in Georgia had owned a farm for many years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.

haha, a smart one!

<font color=lightblue>Very true.</font>

lol! that's a funny !! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

heh..lucky farmer getting a cheap show. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

hehe.. true about that arvon

That's like hitting two birds with one stone... hehehe :D

lol, eeeevil old man...i wonder if he really had an alligator..?

is the man stupid or something? [img]tongue.gif[/img] jk, jk

LoL...lucky ol' codger