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krunchyfrogg

03-13-2005 11:46 PM

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Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.

armageddon272

03-14-2005 01:33 AM

Who knows what was going thorugh that woman's mind whne she was packing [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

Harkoliar

03-14-2005 02:13 AM

man.. a woman who wants double the pleasure may ask him out :D .

Jorath Calar

03-14-2005 03:16 AM

Germans... never happy with what they got...

lost prophet

03-14-2005 03:32 AM

lol ungrateful woman. I think it would be great, you'd have a extra 50% chance of survivng dogbites and poles wouldnt you??

johnny

03-14-2005 04:30 AM

Why don't i believe this story ?

Brayf

03-14-2005 05:50 AM

I have a question... Do the two organs get stimulated separately, or are they synchronated?

armageddon272

03-14-2005 06:02 AM

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Originally posted by Brayf:
I have a question... Do the two organs get stimulated separately, or are they synchronated?

Do you realize you set yourself up for an easy tasteless joke? Well, do you?! Grr, if it weren't for Mods that joke I was going to make would have been prime [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]

[ 03-14-2005, 06:04 AM: Message edited by: armageddon272 ]

Brayf

03-14-2005 06:44 AM

I don't get it, and I'm also quite proud that I don't get it. I think it probably says something positive for me as a human being.

Kakero

03-14-2005 07:00 AM

I don't quite believe the story myself.

Cloudbringer

03-14-2005 08:33 AM

Ok krunchyfrogg, admit it, you subscribe to Penis Weekly, don't you?! LOL That or you're just on a roll with the theme. ;) :D

About the article... once again we see that there are a lot of mixed up nutters in the world. [img]tongue.gif[/img] One rebuild wasn't enough, he had to have better? Sheesh... sounds like his wife was happy with the first fix!

Larry_OHF

03-14-2005 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by armageddon272:
Grr, if it weren't for Mods that joke I was going to make would have been prime [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]

Oh...that makes us sound like mean people. :(

We're really nice.

It is Choc you should worry about. He's crazy, man!

[ 03-14-2005, 08:40 AM: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

Jotin

03-14-2005 10:27 AM

That story is just very very very odd.

dominions

03-14-2005 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by Brayf:
I have a question... Do the two organs get stimulated separately, or are they synchronated?

Unless the guy has two brains then they will be syncronised.
I'd have thought that this would be somewhat dangerous as he'd be using double the amount of blood... lol

Arvon

03-14-2005 03:03 PM

Why is this story here?

Aragorn1

03-14-2005 03:49 PM

You've got it all wrong, it should read, " a man with two wives loses his penis." The facts of this story have been misreprsented! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 03-14-2005, 03:51 PM: Message edited by: Aragorn1 ]

dominions

03-14-2005 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
...second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body....

Hold on- Bone? No comment really.

Hivetyrant

03-14-2005 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by dominions:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
...second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body....

Hold on- Bone? No comment really. [/QUOTE]Hoo boy, there are so many jokes going through my head right now, but I think I will keep them to myself for now [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Man, this thread is weird, funny, but weird [img]tongue.gif[/img]

krunchyfrogg

03-14-2005 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
Ok krunchyfrogg, admit it, you subscribe to Penis Weekly, don't you?! LOL That or you're just on a roll with the theme. ;) :D

LOL! I admit, it is kinda weird, but I just like posting funny articles. I actually find them on another forum. I could tell you which one, but then I'd have to kill you. ;)

Lox	03-14-2005 09:31 PM

hmm.. that would certainly make the DVDA easier, but I guess she wasn't into that.

Hivetyrant

03-14-2005 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by Lox:
hmm.. that would certainly make the DVDA easier, but I guess she wasn't into that.

[img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] Woahh man!! Family forum!!!

EDIT: Then again, I suppose most kids that shouldnt be reading that won't know what it means [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 03-14-2005, 09:37 PM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

Dace De'Briago

03-14-2005 09:43 PM

His wife left him?

A future as a porn star beckons.

krunchyfrogg

03-14-2005 09:52 PM

What's DVDA?

PM's are an acceptable way of communication. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Degrader

03-14-2005 10:15 PM

You people have forever scarred my innocence. Just like the time I asked my computer teacher to search up "Tossing the Salad" on google image search to prove a 30 minute lecture on the topic would be a bad idea.

Hivetyrant

03-14-2005 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Sir Degrader:
Just like the time I asked my computer teacher to search up "Tossing the Salad" on google image search to prove a 30 minute lecture on the topic would be a bad idea.

Innocence??? :D

Sir Degrader

03-14-2005 10:19 PM

Well as innocent as a guy who watches Springer and other such questionable material every other day can be. So not really, no.

krunchyfrogg

03-14-2005 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sir Degrader:
You people have forever scarred my innocence. Just like the time I asked my computer teacher to search up "Tossing the Salad" on google image search to prove a 30 minute lecture on the topic would be a bad idea.

They make you do that in County.

Sir Degrader

03-14-2005 10:23 PM

Do what? Toss salad or watch springer?

Hivetyrant

03-14-2005 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
They make you do that in County.

Hehehe, reminds me of a line from Jay and Silent Bob:Strike back [img]tongue.gif[/img]

krunchyfrogg

03-14-2005 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Hivetyrant:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
They make you do that in County.

Hehehe, reminds me of a line from Jay and Silent Bob:Strike back [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I LOVE it when people get my obscure references. Pac-Kid, you just became my favorite poster! :D

Hivetyrant

03-14-2005 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Hivetyrant:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
They make you do that in County.

krunchyfrogg

03-14-2005 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Hivetyrant:
WooHoo!!! I got a new nickname, and I'm someones favourite poster!!!!!

You'd better be sticking that in your signature! ;) :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 03-14-2005, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: krunchyfrogg ]

Hivetyrant

03-14-2005 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Hivetyrant:
WooHoo!!! I got a new nickname, and I'm someones favourite poster!!!!!

You'd better be sticking that in your signature! ;) :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]aww man, but its allready got enough as it is [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Callum

03-15-2005 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by Hivetyrant:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Lox:
hmm.. that would certainly make the DVDA easier, but I guess she wasn't into that.

[img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] Woahh man!! Family forum!!!

EDIT: Then again, I suppose most kids that shouldnt be reading that won't know what it means [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Living proof, right here! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I can guess though...

Froberg

03-15-2005 02:48 AM

Hmm.. I wonder if he has any sensation in it.

The Merciful

03-15-2005 07:12 AM

Just imagine if this had occured in Japan... ;)

RevRuby

03-15-2005 08:44 AM

y'know i'd prolly file for a separation too if nathan thought he could get two of them.

uss	03-15-2005 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by RevRuby:
y'know i'd prolly file for a separation too if nathan thought he could get two of them.

Yeah, I imagine the majority of women wouldn't be pleased if their husbands would give them a surprise flash as such.

What about three!?

[ 03-15-2005, 10:12 AM: Message edited by: uss ]

RevRuby

03-15-2005 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by uss:

What about three!?

the bad part is i could at least figure out what to do with two, if i were so inclined. but three is out of the question.

Gangrell

03-15-2005 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by RevRuby:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by uss:

What about three!?

the bad part is i could at least figure out what to do with two, if i were so inclined. but three is out of the question. [/QUOTE]*watches the Pg13 rating burst into flames* :rolleyes:

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