A Lawyer and the Pope in Heaven

A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and as they're getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of gold thread, and Gucci shoes.

Then, they get to see where they're going to live. The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18-room mansion with servants and a swimming pool.

At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a kosher TV dinner, but the lawyer receives a five-course meal including caviar, prime rib and chocolate truffles.

By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, "Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I'm just a lawyer and I'm getting the finest of everything?"

The angel replied, "No mistake, sir. We've had lots of Popes here, but you're the first lawyer we've ever had."

Wahahaha :D Very cute [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I am going to be a lawyer, and I will go to heaven... YES I WILL! :D

Timber has a lot to look forward to I suppose :D

ah that is a good one indeed ;)

No lawers go to heavon ;)
But a good joke.

Er...that should have said LAWYER. Oops

Morgawr: You can edit your posts using the edit button just above the post [img]smile.gif[/img]

Thnk you shadowhound i'll keep that in mind

ROFL! That one was good.

ive heard beter but yeah, its a good morning joke. heres another if anyone doesn't mind.

An engaged couple die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they ask St.Peter if they can get married in heaven, since they didn't get a chance on earth, and St.Peter says "alright, in 100 years I'll call you back and get you married", so the couple waits patiently for 100 years. St.Peter calls them back and gets them married, but after about 30 years of marriage, the two start getting on each other's nerves. They go back to St.Peter and ask if they can get a divorce and the Saint replies "Are you kidding?! It took me 100 years to get a priest up here! I'm never getting a lawyer!"

mm hmmm good one ^^

hehehe...too bad I'm not a lawyer. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] that was great

Nice one, Arvon!! :D [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

lol [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Lol, I actually heard that one yesterday...Freaky... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

That was the funniest joke I've heard in so long. Thanks! lol [img]smile.gif[/img]

Edit: The second one is funny too. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 11-03-2004, 12:52 AM: Message edited by: Maj ]

The follow-up was great also! :D

I've got a feeling a certain lawyer is avoiding this thread [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

Both were great jokes btw [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]