>> > > I BET YOU'LL READ IT TWICE!

> > > >
> > > > A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and
>engage in
> > > > an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them
>ignores them
> > > > at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one
>of the
> > > > men
> > say
> > > > the following:
> > > >
> > > > "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
>come
> > > > once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come
>again and
> > > > pee twice. Den I come one lasta time."
> > > >
> > > > YOU FOUL-MOUTHED PIG," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
>this
> > > > country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
> > > >
> > > > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta
>sexa? I'm
> > > > a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi'."
>

<font color="white">Heard this one quite a few times before. It's conveyed best verbally with a fake Italian accent. [img]smile.gif[/img]

</font color>

ok pretty funny but why would i read it twice? i never had to

Ha ha funny but one time was enough for me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I read it more than twice but I still don't get it.

OK I had to read it twice [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Good one Harkoliar

poor Kakero, you find it hard to understand the jokes yet your English is sensational [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

Read it twice... but got it... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Read it once, Got it, read it again to make sure ;)

Funny, but would have been easier to read if you could have taken a minute to edit out all the >>>>>>>>> [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yupp read it twice and then I got it [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

OK I had to read it twice [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Good one Harkoliar

poor Kakero, you find it hard to understand the jokes yet your English is sensational [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]well, maybe someone can translate it into a language that I know? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It's a play on phoenetics Kakero. How the letters are pronounced.

Read it once. ROFLMAO

Got it the first time around. Fun.

[ 06-21-2003, 11:10 AM: Message edited by: Stratos ]

oh yeah.. sorry bout that.. i was just copy - paste. ill edit it next time. ;)

You're right, i read it twice, although i got it the first time. Coola joke ragazzo. :D

...
Emma come first. <font color="aqua"> "M" come first </font>
Den I come. <font color="aqua"> then "I" come </font>
Den two asses come together. <font color="aqua"> Then two "S" come together </font>
I come once-a-more. <font color="aqua">"I" come once more </font>
Two asses, they come together again. <font color="aqua"> Two "S",... </font>
I come again <font color="aqua"> "I" come again </font>
and pee twice. <font color="aqua"> and "P" twice </font>
Den I come one lasta time." <font color="aqua"> Then "I" come one last time. </font>

YOU FOUL-MOUTHED PIG," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta
sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi'."