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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh, my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theatre, followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.
She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap .........and stay for breakfast.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........."

Wait for it............

It's coming.............

(The suspense is killing you, isn't it............?)

"........You just happened to catch my eye."

lmao, that was a good one, i liked it lol

LOL that is soooo lame!

Speaking of don't ever talk again...

Hehehe, not too shabby. lol

Oh. God. Brain. Melting! ARRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

That's a good one! Pretty funny, I thought :D

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...0;t=003502;p=9 - It's good eh! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Quote:

The prime minister of Israel sits down with Arafat at the
beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the
conflict. Prime Minister Sharon requests that he be
allowed to begin with a story.
Arafat replies, "Of course."
The prime minister begins his story: "Years before the
Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here,
Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The
Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and,
lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared
before them. They drank their fill and then decided to
take advantage of the stream to do some bathing --
including Moses. When Moses came out of the water, he
found that all his clothing was missing.
"'Who took my clothes?' Moses asked those around him.
"'It was the Palestinians,' replied the Israelites.
"Wait a minute," objected Arafat immediately, "there were
no Palestinians during the time of Moses!"
"All right," replied the prime minister. "Now that we've
got that settled, let's begin our negotiations."

That is pretty sharp [img]tongue.gif[/img]

And yes the first joke was funny too XD

Yes that is bad, but it still made me laugh. [img]tongue.gif[/img]