A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
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LOL damn too bad i'm underage!! pssttt do you think tha'ts hwat enstein did to make himself so smart????

O.O*cutecotton*o.O

I knew there had to be good reasons to drink beer.

"I don't really like the buzz, honey, I'm just defragmenting my brain"

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[This message has been edited by Ronn_Bman (edited 10-29-2001).]

LOL! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
I think you could get away with that too http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Personally, I'm not convinced though http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Feeling lonely but waiting until tomorrow...

AS if one need's a reason..

Medically speaking it has been shown that 1 beer a day canhelp
improve brain activity. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../xyxthumbs.gif

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Hey that means I'm a GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I drink FAR more than one a day! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

<font color="blue"> ICEHOUSE</font>
Grilled to a 34 degree state of perfection will prevent any good cells from being effected http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Out of all the beer I have tried I think my favorite is Weis with a slice of lemon extremely chilled as well. Well, I have got some defragmenting to do http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif</p> LOL http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/beerchug.gif Lord of Alcohol!!!!
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[This message has been edited by Conan (edited 10-29-2001).]

I have to go with, depending on occasion:
Guiness,Hackershoir(sp), or corona with a slice of lime http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Black and Tan is always a pleaser.

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Blessed is the Warlock
Advisor to the Lady Lioness for Kitchen raid's and such...

I drink Miller Genuine Draft, Moosehead, or Yuengling. I do get much more philosophical when drunk. I can also string some good obscenities together.

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I been drinking beer for some time now - perhaps since before you were born?? It was my 65th birthday today. I think everyone should have something to believe in, so I think I believe I'll have a beer!! I don't get fancy with this stuff as who knows what they are drinking after a couple anyway?? Plain old BUD suits me fine. No need to spend big bucks on stuff like some of those German beers, STELLA ARTOIS, etc. - I only have to impress myself!!!

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/birthday.gif Boppa!



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http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/birthday.gif Boppa, may you enjoy the bud of your youth in
the age it has brought. May it always be fresh and go down smooth
with the taste of golden ages.

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Blessed is the Warlock
Advisor to the Lady Lioness for Kitchen raid's and such...

Alright!! Some fellow beer connesueirs(sp) here!! I like a nice black and tan, I love Sagres, Red Stripe and Killians.

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Killian's is always good a hot night. fresh outa da keg in a big bloke
it's a fair dinkumhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Blessed is the Warlock
Advisor to the Lady Lioness for Kitchen raid's and such...

Well, being that beer has been around since ancient Egypt (and look at how well those MUMMIES are preserved, LOL!) I think that 6,000 years of something being around should be enough argument to say that it's likely to be around another 6,000 years as well. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

And Elif, not only does it stimulate brain activity, but it flushes the kidneys and is a great thing to drink to avoid bladder infection. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Told for the truth!

Cheers,



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Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!!

Boppa! Happy Birthday!!!! I am a Bud man myself although I had to downgrade to Busch in an extreme cost-cutting measure due to buying a truck I can barely afford. Who cares, WE LOVE OUR BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Lets all drink a beer in unison at say.....7:30...a toast to Boppas birthday and our love of BEER!!!!!!!!!! And if you missed the 7:30 toast what the hell a toast every 1/2 hour until the beer is gone!


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When the going gets tough, THE TOUGH GO DRINKING!!!!!

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