While cleaning up my computer room I came across the sword fighting insults from The Secret of Monkey Island. Wouldn't want to keep that from ya http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Insult: You fight like a dairy farmer.
Reply: How appropriate. You fight like a cow

Insult: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Reply: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

Insult: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Reply: Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
Reply: He must have taught everything you know.

Insult: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood
Reply: So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insult: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
Reply: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

Insult: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!
Reply: You run THAT fast?

Insult: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Reply: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insult: You make me want to puke.
Reply: You make me think somebody already did.

Insult: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Reply: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
(I like this one best http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif)

Insult: I've spoken with apes more polite than you.
Reply: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Insult: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Reply: Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult: You have the manners of a beggar.
Reply: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Reply: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Reply: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Reply: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

Oh I LOVED that fighting system! Ingenious.

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LOL my favorite was

Insult: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Reply: Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Any more you would like to share with us today?

LSHISSAOMK!!!!!!
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Thanx Legolas *gasp* ! LOL!

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[This message has been edited by Lioness (edited 09-03-2001).]

Legolas - I loved those! Played all of the Monkey Island series except for the most recent one, which I bought just haven't gotten round to playing it yet. I remember it was so fun trying to "learn" all the insults properly! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

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Loved this! Too funny! I never played the game, but it sounds like a loto of laughs! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


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"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

HAHAH!! Yes! I remember that one! awesome.. I am replaying MI4 now.. fun stuff..

LOL!
Now I know what I've been missing in Adventure games when all I played was Gabriel Knight 3..

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LOLOLOL! love it! there's any more?

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I Loved The Monkey Island Games, Guybrush Threepwood And Co. My Fav Was:

Insult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Reply: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

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There are also insults like this in the rest of the monkey island games, but I like these best since Lucasarts tried to make the others on rhyme and that didn't come out that well. After doing a little research, I found out that you can find them at http://www.milegend.com/insults/insults3.shtml and http://www.milegend.com/insults/insults4.shtml

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All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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[This message has been edited by Legolas the Elven Archer (edited 09-08-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Legolas the Elven Archer (edited 09-08-2001).]

They just don't make 'em like they used to any more, the MI series was one of the best adventure game series ever, the only adventure game that I've ever played which was better was Day of the Tentacle.