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This was just found, and hints at the evil plans of all cats... Excerpts from a Cat's Diary DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed. DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night. DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan. DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time... ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/rdawg.gif |
Oh NO!!! This is too, too funny. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif I can relate to this since we have two cats and a dog and . . . wait a minute. . .you didn't get this diary from OUR house, did you??? Man, don't tell Jessman, he is always saying the darn cat is trying to kill him.
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I found this in my cat's diary... She is planning on taking over the world - like she does every night - oh sorry, that is Pinky and the Brain... well...
She does plan on making the human race submissive to her will... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/Charean.jpg Defender for the Light - Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!? Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!! Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again... |
LOL RudeDAwg! Funny!
A preview of the soon to be updated Crazy Cat Lady Page: <H3>My Owner's a Crazy Cat Lady!</H3> I can prove it too! Look at all these pictures! Here she is with Captain Marmalade, probably having just muttered something stupid to her like "Are you the itty bitty ditty widdy pretty widdle Cap'n?" and Captain is actually enjoying it! We all think it is retarded and hate to hear it, unless of course, it is being said to us personally! Funny the Captain looks so big in Moni's arms..she is barely 8 lbs if that much and the tiniest cat anyone has ever seen, but then too, Moni doesn't even hit 100 lbs lol. I wonder if they have ever considered being a freak show in the circus together! http://members.aol.com/apacheblueeye...ecap'n.jpg heh heh heh http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Moni http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif [This message has been edited by Moni (edited 06-09-2001).] |
HAHA...RudeDawg? You just figuring this out? LOL
I have seen this passed around the pet newsgroups and my mailing lists. Laugh every time I see it! Thanks! Cloudy, Owned by cats ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..." |
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The truth is... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/uhoh2.gif I don't like cats... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../ugone2far.gif don't hate me, I'm a dog person... ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/rdawg.gif [This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 06-09-2001).] |
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Check out the doghouse in the thread "onthepequod...check this out!" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif |
Cute Moni... and the cat's adorable, as well http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
"Hey, stop hitting on Moni (she's overflowing with, and isn't afraid of sharing) Love" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/elf.gif ------------------ DawnChaser aka Thanatos (Dispositioner of Souls) http://www.clantoa.com/images/thanatossig.gif [This message has been edited by DawnChaser (edited 06-09-2001).] [This message has been edited by DawnChaser (edited 06-09-2001).] |
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Cloudy, who loves cats AND dogs... ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..." |
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LOL Says who? & Who is hitting on me?! Are they cute? Do they live nearby?! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif [This message has been edited by Moni (edited 06-09-2001).] |
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Adam! That's cause you have KITTENS!!!!!
(I have scars on my feet that are a year old LOL!) http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif |
I swear though... they are planning to take over the world!
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Cats are not evil! They are just VERY EASILY influenced by it!
But you know....they could be! I found an odd diary out in the shed...had paw prints in it but the writing was to "scratchy" to read! I did make out one line though: "Then and only then will the world be purrfect!" Hmmmmmmm http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../hollering.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif |
RudeDawg, that is SO funny! 'Specially the bit of thumb between the teeth! Just howled with laughter! SO TRUE, too!
You are not obliged to like cats! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif We can still be friends, lol! I like cats and dogs, but I DO prefer cats - mainly big wild ones like tigers... Moni, Your cat is simply beautiful! Love the photo! ------------------ http://www.ranchoweb.com/images/bg2guy/bitchingcopy.gif http://www.ranchoweb.com/images/bg2guy/fljotsdale.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/EEhearts.gif |
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thank you Fljotsdale! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
She is precious! Here is a better pic of her, but you can't really see the lightning bolt stripe that runs down her forehead though...that's how she got the title "Captain Marmalade" heh heh heh I'll have to make sure I get a good one of her when I update my page soon. http://members.aol.com/mickyschwartz...s/captain1.jpg http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif |
I grew up loving cats and being afraid of dogs, due to a nasty 4 inch scar on my chest from a small, yipee dog scratch. It's just gotten bigger with age, too. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif It's been real hard with my friends ALL having dogs, but I'm slowly getting over it. It took me til I was 14 years old to not freeze at the sound of a dog barking. When you live in the country and like to ride bikes, it is rather an unfortunate thing... but like I said, I'm getting over it, and am ALMOST comfortable around dogs. Still don't like them jumping on me, but I can now pet 'em and everything...http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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I used to be scared to death of dogs. Dogs anywhere would growl at me, bark at me or even bite me for nothing! I even had one dog that would wait for me every morning just so he could chase me to school! That f*cker even figured me out when I started taking the long way to school and would position himself where he could see me coming from any direction I tried! I hated dogs! Then when I was around 24, I met my second husband's dog and his brother's dog...an Alaskan Malmut and a German Shephard...the look in their eyes was HUMAN. Best dogs I have ever known and I have loved dogs ever since. They don't harass me anymore either! The mean ones in this neighborhood actually have some respect for me! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif |
Moni: Soon after I joined this forum, this little elf (who calls himself counterpoint) started hanging out and adding his comments to my posts. I can't get him to go away. He lurks in my posting window, and, no matter how fast I click SUBMIT after finishing my post, he swoops in and adds a comment. He is a constant antagonist, and I only hope no one takes him seriously.
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DawnChaser,
That is hilarious! Keep him! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif |
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Thanatos - If I didn't know better, I would think "counterpoint" was your alter ego ... ie.. CAT!
By the way... My cat is neutral evil... of course, it is easy to say that when you live with one. I have a friend whose cat is definitely chaotic evil... way too hyper! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...itty3_anim.gif Any other ideas on the alignment of cats? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/Charean.jpg Defender for the Light - Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!? Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!! Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again... |
Charean, I do have a pet cat, Kimba (White Lion, from a cartoon I used to love to watch while I was growing up.) However, like Counterpoint, Kimba is an antagonist in my life. She HAS to be near me (within 3 feet of wherever I am), but when I reach down to pet her, she is as likely to accept the petting as she is to bolt out of the room, only to stealthily return to her post after my attention gets diverted.
Growing up, I once had 11 dogs, all named after Mythological persons. My brother, on the other had, had a cat, named Bill, who he could arrange however he wanted (draped around shoulder, along the sofa back, whatever) and the cat wouldn't move until he moved him. I used to love that... Now, thanks to Kimba, I am only lukewarm about my cat, at least... hehehe To answer your question, Kimba is definitely Chaotic Neutral. She is as likely to choose evil as she is to choose good, thus maintaining the balance. "Not a cat person eh? Maybe she's just not a 'people feline.' Ever think of that?" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/elf.gif ------------------ DawnChaser aka Thanatos (Dispositioner of Souls) http://www.clantoa.com/images/thanatossig.gif [This message has been edited by DawnChaser (edited 06-10-2001).] |
Hey, RudeDawg!
My German Shepard is a cat lover! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif Therefore, is this thread also for her?!? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/gallion.gif onthepequod |
I *am* very much a cat person (insert joke here) - appreciate them for their feline nature... I appreciate dogs.. but have more in common with cats - at least, personality wise..
And I remember Kimba - I even watched it as a kid... those ears with the black tips and the Japanese animation... man... brings back a few memories.... *misty* ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/Charean.jpg Defender for the Light - Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!? Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!! Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again... |
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so rudedawg, you must be pretty insecure. you prefer an animal thats eaily broken. a dog immediately gives in, doesnt resist at all. a cat makes you earn its loyalty. I loved Meet the Parents, and ur post was quite funny too. my cat acts a lot like that. |
http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif That is so true... I like that! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
But once you have a cat's loyalty - they are forever a pest. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/Charean.jpg Defender for the Light - Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!? Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!! Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again... |
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I know EXACTLY what you mean! I even have scars on my back! As far as alignments go, with ten cats we probably have all of them...from the chaotic evil William, to the chaotic good Sweety Pie and everything in between. I am thankful that they are mostly all good or at least neutral LOL! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif |
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I would love for someone to have called Sampson, an 90 lb Akita, easily broken... I just feel that caats are sneaky, that's all. I don't trust them. ------------------ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/rdawg.gif |
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I have a puppy that can rival any cat's sneaky techniques though! For only being 5 months old, that little guy is S M A R T! And Sneaky! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif |
I love it RudeDawg and oh so true, as all us cat lovers know. Very funny.
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Maybe it's my fault for naming him 'Ozymandias, king of kings', lol! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif ------------------ http://www.ranchoweb.com/images/bg2guy/bitchingcopy.gif http://www.ranchoweb.com/images/bg2guy/fljotsdale.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/EEhearts.gif |
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A dog - even guard and police dogs - are TAME. They can be trained. They are OWNED. I like dogs, but I'm not into being adored! Cat's, now - well cats, even the sweetest and most tractable - are WILD animals. And you don't OWN a cat. A cat can get on just fine without you, and you feel priviledged if they choose to be with you. You get a small sense of what it must be like to have a tiger 'by the tail', lol! Trust it? NO WAY! Worship from afar? Yeah! I understand, I think, why the Egyptians worshipped the Cat! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Moni:
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But seriously, my cat is bigger, wilder looking and has a paler belly. It is at least 1/2 african wildcat, has similar behaviour as well. I also like dogs, but not in holland, they shit all over the -well, everywhere. I hate it. The owners don't care as well.http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/mad.gif Next time I catch one in the act it is dead meat.http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/mad111.gif (And the dog.) [This message has been edited by Leagle (edited 06-10-2001).] |
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She was the first of the five babies to come out and get attention from me. She would rather have my company than her mom's. I think that is because she is the runt of the litter (and what a runt she is I have NEVER seen a smaller full grown cat!) and she always fought sleep, crying and complaining until me or Rex held her and petted her head til she fell into dreamland. She is very demanding when it comes to the attention she thinks she deserves. The only girl of the litter, she is tough, a mean fighter when they play, she is the only cat we have that will give our 14 lb Siamese a run for his money. She is also the best at instigating trouble making and conniving her brothers into doing something she was just told she can't do. She is also a tattle-tale when the boys are doing something they won't let her do with them but that at least served some purpose when Tiger found himself in a neighbor's yard in between two Rottweiler's on chains too short to reach him but long enough to scare him into not moving nonetheless. You sure this one's yours now?! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif You want her?!?!?!??! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif heh heh heh! Tigger sounds awesome! It's nice that they let us feed and pet them isn't it? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif [This message has been edited by Moni (edited 06-10-2001).] |
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