I like it when my male character says "HA! HA!" after every successful critical strike AND if he misses "Not good." I wished he would say "BASTARD!" after each critical hit.

OK. I know its a silly poll. But I feel silly at the moment. So what's your favorite line?

Jan:

You know this reminds me waaaaaaaaaaay back in 1842 when my great great grampas turnip farm had the most prosperous year. We grew 49 and a half baskets full to the brim and that was the best year in history!

Or something like that! i love how he blabs on about waaaaaaaaaaaaay back...

Jan, of course [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Beware, your knees are mine!"

"I've had this little problem ever since I was a weeno. When it gets dark, everybody glows red. Frightens a child some thing fierce!"

"I'll do it... for a turnip!"

"Pardon, turnip-reflex."

And so on [img]smile.gif[/img]

this is from bg1, sorry....but Tiax is in bg2, so it still fits in!

"When Tiax rules, I will do the pointing and clicking!"

Tiax rules! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Minsc, when moved to the #1 (party leader) slot:
"Minsc will rule with boot and blade. Boo will take care of the details."

Other Minsc quotes that really had me chortling:

"Make way villainy, hero coming through!"

"You point, I punch."

"Look Boo, squirrels! Throw nuts!"

Minsc: "Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!!"

As far as Critical Hits go, I'll always like Yoshimo's "DIIEEEEE!!!..........yeah!"

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr> this is from bg1, sorry....but Tiax is in bg2, so it still fits in!
"When Tiax rules, I will do the pointing and clicking!"

Tiax rules!

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Tiax was in BG1? Where was he? I don't remember him.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Luvian:


Tiax was in BG1? Where was he? I don't remember him.<hr></blockquote>

Out front of the Flaming Fist compound, good for comic relief but not much else unfortunately.

Tiax was a gnome who thought you'd help him to world conquest.
Why in the world did you think you'd recognize Tiax in the Asylum?

Anyway.

"Watch out your knee caps are mine!" - Jan Jansen. (Got to love that Dutch name. O.o)

And Minsc final charge against Irenicus.

"Minsc is getting tired of fighting Wizard time after time. Sword meet evil... Evil... Meet SWORD!"

as the waters in the asylum flow silently with the blood of a thousand ancient warriors i stand,...alone,alone in the void

but enough about me and my genious self, i like to:" say behold the power of a true warrior " and "your soul is mine" oor "bow to me"

My favorite is when you leave the characters standing around and forget to pause (easy to do, when you have a 5 month old daughter! [img]smile.gif[/img] ) and Minsc says "Boo needs exercise or he will bite us all in hard to reach places!" [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Muahahahahaha!" I love the Lilarcors laugh!!! :D
"You know my last owner always said I was so sharp and edgy. He was such an ass...."


-Mortaug,

Of course. There's a beholder guarding it, so there MUST be something cool in that chest. Grow up!

He was screaming "My chest!". At that time a spear was impaling him, so he could have been referring to that. Still I am convinced, that he meant THIS chest.

--The Spectator in Sahuagin City

Minsc:"Boo points, i punch. a simple tactic but it is very effective!"
Mad elven mage from spellhold(dradeel?):"back! back dog! these kennels won`t hold them, who are not doggy(or something)" he uses shadow door, which teleports him back to the same spot and he says: "Freedom! Freed.. oh, bloody hell!"

Edwin from BG1, "Elminster,shmelminster, give me 500 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse"

Dradeel, wasn't that the mage at Werewolf-Island in BG1?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Wedin:
Dradeel, wasn't that the mage at Werewolf-Island in BG1?<hr></blockquote>

?? i dont remember a werewolf island in BG1, where is it?
though you might be right. he keeped talking about "endless waves of bad doggy monsters that chew your toes while you sleep"

i would have to say my favorite punchline is irenicus:"i cannot be caged","i cannot be controlled","learn this while you die ever pathetic fools"----------->or something like that.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by duragon:
i would have to say my favorite punchline is irenicus:"i cannot be caged","i cannot be controlled","learn this while you die ever pathetic fools"----------->or something like that.<hr></blockquote>

"...ever pathetic, ever fools" Its one of the coolest line in the game. I could never forget that one.

I've always had a soft sport for "I am the fist of death!"

Eegad!

My all time favorite. Thanks to the Darkest Day expansion pack comes forth from Baldur's Gate 1:

"I have become death... DESTROYER OF WORLDS!"

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