<h1>THE DOMINUS DIGEST</h1>

the news that ain't fit to be printed on Dominus!
A treasury of information you may never need!

Sazerac, Editor

<h2>Arts & Leisure: Recreation in Arnika</h2>

Ah, Arnika! That pleasure-dome of cities of Dominus. What shall one do to pass an enjoyable time there? Apparently the local Higardi have their own unique and baroque customs; one of these being "sword-sitting".

http://www.wizardrealm.com/DD/roguesword.jpg

We were able to catch one of the locals, a Higardi Highwayman, engaged in this rather unusual and unorthodox pursuit just outside of He-Li's tavern. "It's a mite prickly," he said, "but it's a sure-fire way ter win a bar bet at He-Li's! Them dumb Rapax will fall fer it every time! 'Course, you gots ter know jest where to place the tip, or you'll end up with nuthin' but a scratched-up arse and a bunch of guffawing Rapax t'show fer yer trouble. O'course, it helps a bit if you gets 'em drunk first before makin' the bet."

http://www.wizardrealm.com/DD/roguesword2.jpg

Personally, we think you'd need to be drunk to engage in such an act in the first place! Not to mention that we'd really rather not know just WHERE it is that they put the tip of that sword...

Keep looking for updates to THE DOMINUS DIGEST: for all the wackiness one can Digest in a sitting!

-Sazerac, Editor

[ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: Sazerac ]</p>

WOWZAH!!! lol!!!

Great issue!!

Well - I like these rogue types better than those in W&W - especially all the "heavy breathing" ;)

Wyv

...can't...type...laughing...too...hard

There must be a less painful cure for haemorrhoids !!!

I wonder if these highwaymen have been genetically inbred with those somewhat-less-than-sentient rogues from W&W ?

Pangur.

[ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Pangur Ban ]</p>

*laughing all over again*
Bump
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again

ROFL *Sides* aching from that one... And LOOK!! Check out the look on that Higardi's face... He seems to be... faintly smiling?? Ouch! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

ROTFLMAOSHIPMP!!!

He could be the poster-boy for a San Francisco leather bar!

LMAO!!!

Oh man...I cried out loud at work for five minutes looking at this beauty.

Outstanding.

Its about time you all started seeing these LOL!
I laughed so hard, shoot, I'm STILL laughing!

Wow, concept. I was unaware anyone cared about these, much less enjoyed them. I'd pretty much given up doing any more, especially after the nasty e-mail I got regarding them (thank you SO much for that, whoever you are :( )

However, if there is still some interest, I may do another one yet.

-Sazerac

~~Saz~~

we LOVE these!!! moni and i have been bumping them so that new members can read them.

i only wish you would sticky thread them at the top! i re-read these all the time and still ROFL every time.

DON'T.... PLEASE..... DON'T STOP PRINTING THEM!!

edit i know we don't post our comments that much in each issue , but i guess i felt like i was de-facing it by doing so. now i realize by NOT commenting, you thot no one was enjoying them. NOT TRUE!! this rag is wonderful! it's funny, well-written and its about our favorite game!! how could any of us NOT like it!?!?

sooo ... i'm sorry for not letting you know sooner just how much i love reading the Digest! it's another one of the things that make me love this forum so much!

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Saz, what Vesselle said. We, at least a lot of us, really do like these. They're a refreshing novelty that I bet most of us very much do enjoy. Sorry someone sent you a trollish email, but FWIW please dont be discouraged; most of us are adults here(have a peek at the "POLL: Players Ages" thread if you need any reminding [img]smile.gif[/img] and appreciate the humor and other intersting aspects. Humor aside, one of them IMHO was actually an enlightening reminder for some of us, the one about the locked door. Anyhow, FWIW I hope you continue with them.

Ditto, I got to these late, only saw the first one yesterday when someone bumped it. They're GREAT! Please oh please keep them coming!

strolling down memory lane! :D

V***V

for HC's sake, teenagers might be watching this, too..
*laughes*
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*bump* for Issue 2.

V***V