STR 4 (18/00 if you take into account that my heart is pure... yeah, RIGHT!)
DEX 3 (whoever came up with child-proof med caps needs a righteous butt kicking)
CON 3 (smoker)
WIS - 18 (I got married once)
INT 3 (see all of above)
CHR 0 (people are no damn good!)

Guess this makes me the perfect ill tempered, alchoholic gnomish recluse who, if encountered during a game, would piddle on your boots and then beat himself to death as you watched with stunned increduilty... hehehe

Str=12
Dex=12
Int=18
Wis=8
Con=10
Cha=18