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aleph_null1

10-27-2007 11:16 PM

Re: Chuck Norris

Oh, a couple others I forgot:

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

ZFR	10-28-2007 05:14 PM

Re: Chuck Norris

Quote:

Originally Posted by aleph_null1 (Post 1193240)

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

I think snopes pointed out that this one is false.

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