I would? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I just spent 3 days in an ice cream vat [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]What about cutting both his arms off so he coulden't hug Mel? [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]If you want to prevent him from doing something with Mel then I think it would be crueler to remove another body part ;)

:'( :'(

okay, I like Irn Bru - will that do? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Nope!!!

*Gets A Hedge Trimmer And Goes For His Tenticles*

*Just for fun... grabs the outstretched tongue of every [img]tongue.gif[/img] smilie on the thread and yanks it out, just to see what happens* [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It'll do for starters. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Now get a kilt on.

Why does it scare me that the only people here are men? In kilts. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

*stuns Beaumanoir with a bolt of evil then drags him into Fortuna's punishment cave where the nastier tentacles live*

my kilt's boring though - my family tartan is black and white squares [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ummm, well you could have one of the women's ones, but we're out of the rest.
*Hands LS a pink and red frilly tartan kilt*
Umm, well... it would suit you in a sort of totally bizarre and very disturbing way *backs out of thread*

Well Sling IT On Anyway!!! Why Not? And Drink Some Cider As Well! Sheesh! While Your At It Put One Of Them Sporran Thingy's On Too!

(I May Not Talk Like Them, But I'm With Them All The Same)

no thanks! I've been asked not to wear women's clothes again [img]tongue.gif[/img]

besides, it clashes with my eyes [img]tongue.gif[/img]