I think they were hoping that the fifth floor had a sign that read: "Intelligent, Rich, Big-Dicked, HONEST Men"
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Moni

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LOL....in that case you're knackered. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

knackered?

Knackered = no chance...without hope. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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LMAO! That is probably too true. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
Love, Hugs & Peace,
Moni

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Two cops are patrolling in the countryside. They take a walk into the forest and find 2 bombs.
- What shall we do? , asks the first cop
- I know, let's take them back to headquaters.
So the cops pack the bombs into the back of the Lada and off they go.
- Hey! ,shouts the first cop - Don't drive so fast, one of them might explode!
- Don't worry about it, we'll just say that we only found one.

2 cops arrive at the scene of a terrible road accident.
One of them starts dictating to the other what he should put in the report:
- The corpse is lieing in the road, one arm slumped over the chest. The head is on the pavement...
- Wait a minute! How do you spell pavement?
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- Don't worry about it, just put "road".

Riiiiiiiiight so when we tell you that yes that outfit DOES make you look a little fat we can get our ass handed to us.

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Vaskez, I'm impressed - you seem to have an endless supply of Hungarian cop jokes!
And they all translate into English well, they could be English cop jokes too http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Well thank you. I'm only translating the ones that are translatable, there are some word-jokes that don't work in English but luckily most of the better ones, u can translate. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Here's a few more:

Cop's taking a general knowledge test:
Supervisor: -What is the capital of Hungary?
Cop: - Pass
- How many pence are there in a pound?
- Pass
They really don't want him to fail so next they ask him:
- In football, what is it called when one player kicks the ball to another?
- I have absolutely no idea