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:D

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Chuck Norris can change the nature of a man.

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The two best ones ever.

Chuck Norris invented all of the colours of the spectrum. Except for pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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rofl @ this thread. S'funny how the chuck norries jokes are either hilarious or completely wack. The can believe it's not butter one and the venture forth ones are cool :D

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# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

rofl :D

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*Chuck Norris once won a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.
*Chuck Norris Once punched a man in the soul.
*Chuck Norris Can defeat bubble hearthing.
*The big bang theory was acctually Chuck Norris fighting Mr.T as a result the 80's happened.
*Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*ck he wants.
*Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
*Chuck Norris can divide by zero

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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed
the cat.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It
wouldn't take shit from anybody

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True story- A total stranger gave me a free copy of Top Dog(IMDb link) just 3 days ago. This thread has inspired me to watch it immediately.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

:D

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Chuck Norris once shot down a german plane in WWII by pointing his finger at it and saying "BANG"