Ironworks' dumbest...you get my vote


:D </font>[/QUOTE]Vote for me! Ironworks Dumbest! :D </font>[/QUOTE]Know it is no fun if he is playing along lets just whip him instead. [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img] :D

Everyone know I'm the most beautiful one here!
http://members.optushome.com.au/drag...cs/pigmask.jpg

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

Have you met my good friend Bokken,
The craziest pig on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Piggy we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!


Apologies for the long post!

[ 06-03-2004, 03:58 AM: Message edited by: Bokken ]

Damn! Who else am I going to vote for then? [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

I don't think people don't need a category for that. They are already doing it all by themselves. Well, the annoying teenage ones are, in any case - the ones that haven't yet learned to read well enough to be able to understand the Rules and Regulations of this forum which clearly state spamming is not allowed. But yeah, go ahead, encourage them why don't you. [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)

As for the best signature - have you come across Ladyzekke and her KungFuGal yet? We've done "best signature" threads before but it's really no contest: KungFuGal smashes all competition with her fart attack and bouncy... erm, bounciness. ;)

"bouncy...erm, bounciness", I like that :D lol

I haven't seen the picture of Johnny in the speedos either...not that I want to, just saying so that the Real Antlered-One doesn't feel left out.

Anyway if we're talking real miss contest then in my categories I'd have to vote:

- most stupid thread creation - Stormy :D
- sarcasm - maybe Illumina since she tries to copy my sarcasm every now and then :D
- wittiness - Mel since sometimes her style of jokes resemble mine :D (hey, if I didn't like humour like mine, I wouldn't use it right?? :D Hmm, if you can call it humour...:-\ )

Miss Ironworks? That'd have to be my girl, Heidi, who I actually met on IW a year ago, then in real life shortly after. She doesn't come online anymore, though. If she did, we'd be another bonafide IW-couple. Does that mean I'm forced to vote for Johnny? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Maledrain you bastard, I was expecting a photo on that link [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

Wow, that's awesome Arledrian! Didn't know you'd met someone on IWs! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

That was a well kept secret Aledrain :D

So? I've met loads of people on IW, and I'd say it's not that awesome...some of them can be annoying! [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D