DRAGONSHADOW'S CONFESSIONS
All,
I confess, I did kill some of the kobolds. I stabbed half of them to death and burnt some more of them.
Then I tried to get Mr. Baggins, but he legged it a bit too fast.
Right, now I've told you, will you open the doors so that I can run away, and go and live in Asia?
Dragonshadow

At this moment, i am killing more kobolds

Hmm - didn't they lock you away??? ;)

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Insane

Insanebane,
I AM STILL FREEEEEEEEEE!
NO ONE CAN TAKE MY FREEDOM!
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAA.... *cough cough* *gasp*
(I gotta stop doing that....)
But no, I have not been locked up yet
(thank the Godds)
, probobly because I still have to go to school, and kill more kobolds.
that isn't against the law, is it?
if it is, oh s**t.

Thank you for the comments Legolas, but I must point out as a paladin I would not do anything to Mr Baggins. If I am Mr Maroon (and since this is probably true with Grungi being Mr Green) I must protest that Legolas is a member of the BYOB and therefore biased towards the KAK. Not only that because I am a Paladin I have held back my forces until the moment that the senate has agreed to let me destroy the kobolds. I therefore must protest that any bloodthirstness shown on my behalf is me trying to up hold the good of the Realm. I swear on my paladin's honour that I have not been anywhere near Baggins and have frequently asked where he has been. I rest my defence.

Does this mean that I have to stop killing now?
Awww, and I was almost at a large village....
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My esteemed colleague Myrddin L'argenton, let me repeat this once more. The tape you and our fellow members of the Senate have just viewed was not composed by yours truely, but by members of the SSD. The purpose of the film was not in any way to accuse certain councillors, but rather to provide a visual aspect complementing the report concerning SSD findings so far, as per Lord Brass' request. Investigations are still ongoing, and tape and report contain several different theories on this incident at Area 51 and Mr. Baggins' disappearance preceeding this event.
Whilst it is true SSD regards you a more likely person to be masterminding this operation than others, each and every member is kept under surveillance within limits of that which is legally acceptable. Until such a time as investigations are completed, there will be no need to plead your innocence, and it is my sincere hope that upon completion of this investigation none but those as are guilty shall remain under suspition.

Dragonshadows behavior, however, is certainly cause for some concern, and her 'confession' is currently under review. SSD hopes to be able to engage in further questioning soon, that we might receive a more complete statement including partners and details on this crime, if indeed her confession is true.

Look dude, i don't like being stuck in here, I think I just discovered I'm clustrophobic, so unless you want me screaming in terror every five seconds, may I go now?
Thankyou.

May I just say:
Let us all hate the kobolds, but if you lot want to hug them, fine.
Your life.

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[ 03-31-2003, 04:55 PM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]