Re: Chuck Norris
 

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.

If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be inches away from death.

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I heard he hires a stuntman to do the roundhouse kicks.

Re: Chuck Norris
 

Because when he does a roundhouse kick it always kill someone.

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"The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. "

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How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

'If'? Chuck Norris can chuck whatever he damn wants.

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Chuck Norris in Oblivion: 'nuff said. :D

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Check out the guy's YouTube channel if you want to see more.

Re: Chuck Norris
 

* Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the f***k Chuck Norris is.

* Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

* If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's friggen beef!

* Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

* When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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My personal fav...

When it rains out, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet... the rain gets Chuck Norris'd

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oh this one just cracked me up ...

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter


:laugh2:

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Chuck Norris can venture forth without gathering his party.