Dude, don't you know, that's because from his 18th until his 25th he was a footballhooligan, spending a lot of time in prison. They left that out too, you'll need a copy of the uncutt version. :D :D

Because the gospels weren't written as a biography, either in intent or application.

hmmmm

"Jesus Christ - the Growing Pains"

there woould be a book and a half

The Frankenseince and Merr were burnt into the air... as for the gold?

well Jesus had to get the clothes on his back from SOMEWHERE...

Aside from the gold who needs frankensence and myrr?? Instead of the 3 wise men they should have been called the 1 wise man and 2 go tards!! Why didnt they bring the cigars and the beer like there SUPPOSEDto do?? Whenever anyone in my family has ever had a kid that is what we bring. Cash,booze and smokes are exactly what a parent needs to get through night after night of a crying baby. They can buy earplugs , get the kid drunk and drowsy , and if all else fails , smoke while they pace the house with the little nipper.